When my father fess become branch pastor. The first branch wey dem carry us go, no reach three weeks na him we do holy Communion.
The bread dey very thick for mouth, but the taste make sense. But na the wine make sense pass.
When we finish, my papa tell me make ai keep the remaining for office. And na inside dish e dey, dem cover am. Me I think say na remnant.
As I fess place am for table, I don comot like seven put for pocket. I go outside go chop am. My broda cash me, I dash am one. The bread dey small small, dem don slice am like say na chin chin, but e big pass chinchin.
The second time,I go alone. I see one usher for office, I use style wait. When she comot, I pack like ten, Japa. My broda don dey wait. We share am 6-4! We chop am.
We wey be say we no chop that morning, wey hunger don make our belle shrink. We no dey chop for Sunday morning. E never happen before. Na after service.
My broda say make we drink wine too. Naso me and my broda, sneak enter office. I fess pour for him. E drink. I pour my own, he say e too much. I drink my own, pour some for him to balance. E drink. I beg am make I drink small because the bread choke me for throat. He gree. Naso we end up drinking two cups each oh. Wine come remain small.
As we dey comot, we carry five five bread, use am do take away. Bread remain like six.
As we dey chop the last round, for outside, na him bike carry one broda come. Na headquarters he dey do deacon. We quick hide the bread for pocket. We greet the man, he ask of our daddy, we say e dey inside church. He enter.
After oh, I just hear Dapo!! Naso I run enter. "Sir"? My broda follow me.
"Oya, go carry the holy communion come, give broda Emmanuel. It's for Gowon Estate branch"
Naso I stand for my Papa front like ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(Image 1) "Ehhhh...Iku deee!"
My broda for image 2๐๐๐๐(Ahhh! Ah no hear what e ya saying? Gowon what!? What da sheeet!"
My papa stand up. He know say we don commit crime with our reaction. He look my broda belle. Because that one, him belle no dey waste time. Any small food, e don shoot out.
My papa say "Wetin you chop"?
He still stand there like ๐๐(image 2) say "๐๐ข Buredi"(bread)
My papa say "Buredi wo"?(Which bread?)
He no remember the name of wetin we do, say "Holy Communion" he say "Praise tha Lord bread"
Wine don pour for him shirt. My papa say "na your blood be that"!?
"No sir, ๐ข praise tha Lord, wine"
My papa do ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ (Image 1)
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BREAKING: Alexander Sรธrloth has received death threats after Norway's elimination against England.
Threats including calls to suicide were posted targeting the striker after he missed his chance and didnโt pass to Erling Haaland vs England.
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You need a group of people who genuinely trust your work and keep coming back.
Loyalty is a powerful growth engine.
A man kept every empty bottle of water he drank for six months just to see how much he actually consumes.
The result? 55 packs, 660 bottles of 75cl water, thatโs a whopping 495 litres in just half a year.
Safe to say he stayed hydrated. ๐
"A guy I met two weeks ago got me a car, my friends are saying that I should return the car. Before you swallow them, keep quยฟet and hear me.
Okay. I met this guy here on TikTok. We started talking two weeks ago, and he was always saying, 'Oh, my place is far,' and I said, 'Yes, my place is far.'
So, I was going to Wuse to do something, and we were talking on the phone. I told him I was going there, and he said he would come meet me. I said, 'Okay, no problem.'
When I got there, he came, we started talking, and the next thing he said was, 'Why don't you have a car?'
I said, 'It's not as if these days you can just go to any shop and say, "Give me a car."' So we just laughed over the whole thing.
I came back home, and then my bank started having issues. My bank branch is in Utako, and Utako is very far from where I live. So I was complaining on the phone. I was like, 'Oh my God, how can I go all the way to Utako?'
He was like, 'Book a ride now.'
I checked, and Bolt was showing me โฆ12,000-something, almost โฆ13,000. I said, 'Jesus!'
Then I said, 'Person suppose get car.'
He asked, 'You want a car?'
I said, 'If they give me a car, I will collect.' I was just joking about the whole thing, and we laughed.
I got back home in the evening, and he asked, 'Are you serious about the car?'
I said, 'You think say me, car I no go collect?'
Two days later, he called me and asked, 'Which car do you want?'
I said, 'I don't know cars, so any car that you give me.'
He said, 'Any car that I give you? I will give you any car.'
We just laughed over the whole thing because I was joking, and I thought he was joking too.
Two days ago, he called me on the phone and said, 'How are you? I want to send something to your house. Send me your house address.'
I was scared because he said he wanted to send me something. In my head, I thought maybe he got me doughnuts or something because I told him I love doughnuts and ice cream.
He said, 'Send your house address.'
So we laughed over the whole thing.
I was inside with two of my friends who came to see me. The next day, someone called me and said, 'Hi, Miss Sandra. I'm outside your gate.'
I went outside, and I just saw this guy with the car. I asked him, 'What happened?'
I was expecting him to maybe bring out a nylon with something inside.
He said, 'So-and-so said I should give you this car.'
I checked the papers, and I saw that they were in my name.
I said, 'Wait, are you for real?'
He said, 'Yes.'
At first, I was happy. I was laughing. I was in shock. I even turned on the car to hear the sound.
I thanked him.
When I came back inside, my friends asked, 'When did you meet this guy?'
I told them, and my friend said, 'Return this car.'
I said, 'Return the car? Why should I?'
She said, 'Sandra, you don't know this guy that well. Return the car.'
I called my mom. My mom said I should return the car.
I told my siblings, and they also said I should return the car.
So yesterday night, I called him and told him, 'I really, really appreciate this, but it's too much. I cannot accept it. You're giving me a car, and we just met. We're not even dating.'
He said, 'I'm not dating you because I want to marry you.'
I said, 'You want to marry me? We don't even know each other very well.'
He said, 'Yes, I want to marry you. If it's going to take forever for me to know you, I'm still going to marry you.'
One of my friends is @ngry with me about the car. One is saying I should return it. The other is saying I should keep it. My mom is saying I should return it.
So right now, I'm so confused, but at the same time, I'm happy.
So, what do you guys think? Should I return it, or should I keep it?"
~ Lady seeks advice after a man he met two weeks ago on TikTok gifted her a car but her mother and friends said she should return the car.
๐จ The Erling Haaland goalscoring ratio in his career is ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Premier League:
๐๏ธ 132 matches
โฝ๏ธ 112 goals
๐ 0.84 goals per game
๐ฉ๐ช Bundesliga:
๐๏ธ 67 matches
โฝ๏ธ 62 goals
๐ 0.92 goals per game
๐ช๐บ Champions League:
๐๏ธ 58 matches
โฝ๏ธ 57 goals
๐ 0.98 goals per game
๐ World Cup:
๐๏ธ 4 matches
โฝ๏ธ 7 goals
๐ 1.75 goals per game
๐ณ๐ด Norway:
๐๏ธ 54 matches
โฝ๏ธ 62 goals
๐ 1.15 goals per game
๐๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ.