Dear Vol Nation (typing with tears in my eyes), I was informed by President Plowman that I have been relieved of my #VolTwitter duties. I will not send a tweet from this account until the Vols win a National Championship. Goodbye forever! I will miss you!
Continuing a presidential succession tradition, President Trump has left a note for President-elect Biden, Trump White House spokesperson says - @albamonica
Once again folks Dishonest @DanPatrick (very low ratings) is spreading Fake News, hoping without hope, to destroy the great success of the Vols. SAD! Believe me, The Only thing in those McDonald’s bags was HAMBERDERS— not cash! Will fake news report? Doubtful!
Very productive meetings (with hamberders) with Coach Pruitt & Fulmer this afternoon. Believe me folks, despite the constant negative press from The Fake News, there WILL BE FOOTBALL IN NEYLAND STADIUM come September! Only I can save—Will the Fake News report? Doubtful!
The University of Tennessee has announced that President Trump will no longer be able to watch any of their athletic events due to what happened on Capitol Hill yesterday.