Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN

Volothamp Geddarm! Chronicler and Baldur's Gate Beholders' beat Reporter! New on the scene!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

I thought I was hallucinating when I saw that the door to the dungeon was left open this morning, but it was real and I just now crawled out!

Better still, the Beholders are playing in the GLCS against the Gorillas! Verily! Oh, what a day!

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The Baldur's Gate Beholders are pleased as punch to announce the signing of Doc Wingduck!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Sooooo.....yeah.

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Few things are as exciting as opening day of MLN. I may sound like a homer here, but...Go Beholders!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Tis draft day? Verily! One can hardly contain their excitement!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

I spoke with GM Reference regarding the Naylor trade: "Naylor was a great part of the team, obviously a hot bat. We wish him well in Oslo, and happily welcome Gargle Nutz to the team! Also, buy $GME and $AMC. HOOOOOOLD. 💎🙌

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Winning feels great!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Beholders take a 4-run lead over Buffalo^2 off of 2 2-run homers by Monty and Kraken!

Oh sweet Offense, how we've missed thee!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

I am ALMOST as nervous about this bases loaded situation as I am about the attempted coup on the Prime Material plane yesterday!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

@kirby_birch We're only halfway through season 5!

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@Steelflex_MLN Rude

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Don't call it a comeback!

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BBG's offense arrives and is helped along by fantastic pitching performances by our bullpen. We improve to 4-2 on the season. Watch out Portland! We're coming for you next...

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Naylor shows the Gorillas that he's none-to-happy with being intentionally walked and comes back with a 3-Run Homer! It's bye-bye baseball, and the Beholders' crowd erupts!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

@MLNCrawdads Hey buds, you doing okay?

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

@MLNCrawdads 🤣

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

Despite a few spots of trouble, Base Ventura pitches a complete game shutout (the second consecutive shutout for the Beholders) against the Oslo Otters. Their record improves to 3-1, remaining tied with the Slayers for first in the GL!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

@HelmsmenMLN @MLNCrawdads THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU!

[Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN @VolothampM]

@MLNCrawdads Nawlins is a cesspool? Check!

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*Gelatinous Cube noises*