Volterion

Enlightend Centrist 🦐, Gamer

[SvenRotwein @SvenRotwein]

"Aber ich will mein Gemüse nicht essen!!!"
*Japanische Kellnerin zeigt auf das Adolf Hitler Portrait an der Wand*
"Du esseln dein Gemüsel odel Fühlel sehrl trlaulig überl Schande!"
Ich esse mein Gemüse und mir wachsen Blondes Haar und blaue Augen

[Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PolytropicSage]

That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.

[🇯🇵ニック・ロッジ⛩️ @realUpperThree]

>Sei der stärkste Mann der Welt
>Verrate dein Volk, wegen persönlichen Beef
>Werde zum Krüppel und verkaufe Eis an törken

Ein perfektes und verdientes Ende für diesen kleinen Pisser.

[Hurki @churki24]

“Dark eyes, brown, curly hair, buck teeth, convex nasal bridge, proclivity to intellectualism.”

“Luna, what the hell are you talking about?”

“Nothing Hermione, also, is it true that your parents are “dentists”?”

[namnas @naMnaSYt]

"Jinchuriki is something determined by bloodline-"

[Bancini @swishlebert]

was die grünen uns genommen haben

[Jan @JansySVW]

Hmm komisch, die an der Theke im Supermarkt hat meine mengenangabe in einer Einheit aus der Steinzeit nicht verstanden, wie kann das nur sein

[Lone @gaisericss]

>Enemies to lovers romance with Malfoy and Harry
>Dumbledore beating the shit out of Dobby whenever he gets the chance
>Female Snape bullied by Lily instead
>an actual Harem forming around Harry

Meanwhile the Luna subplot:

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

@danfornace If Mewgenics doesn’t win this I’m going to unalive myself and everyone else at the same time.

PRESSURE!

[Ritualist @Ritualist_dA]

Meanwhile, in Dumbledore subplot

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

2015

[Solus @Ersatz_Solus]

I find something strangely profound about how polar bears always have this look of boyish innocence to them no matter what the context is. Even covered in the blood of his prey, the bear looks like a silly little guy. Much to learn.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

A hoard of Africans beating down a gate that read “fraternite” is so ridiculously on the nose it’s hard to believe it’s real.

[Vinci 🌍 @Vinci_x3]

PS3 had 512MB, only 256MB accessible by video games, and it ran GTA5. Games used to be optimised.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Every other guy nowadays

[Mak @mak_aura]

I have zero worries for those cats. I know they’re all in safe hands because if one person hurts their cat, everyone else in that prison is gonna know