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[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[Stew Fortier @stewfortier]

TIL Steve Jobs decided to use glass for the first iPhone *after* announcing it and noticing his plastic screen was scratched.

He convinced @Corning to resurrect an invention they made in the 1960’s, convert a factory, and produce millions of screens in a few months.

[Maxarick @Maxarick]

So the problems on this mission were:
- broken toilet
- Outlook not working
- unable to pair a Bluetooth device
- communication with a vessel that's 20m away

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Phantom @t_tPhantom]

The reason why Chapter 5 gets more hate than 4 is because not only it's now the second time that they fumbled a chapter

But also because despite Chapter 4's mess, it actually conceptually had WAY better enemy sections for every antagonist, compared to 5 being 90% filler

[Zac Harmon 🌈 @Zprtr1]

My personal electoral reforms:

• Expand the U.S. Supreme Court to 13 justices (1 justice per circuit)

• Uncap the House of Reps from 435

• Grant Puerto Rico & Washington D.C. statehood (52 states/104 Senators)

🏛️🏛️🏛️

[Volt @Voltezo]

@kingbdogz Blue! I would love a block palette in the same color range as blue concrete. A wood or stone set with stairs and everything would look awesome

[Rose @RoseFridge]

@AstralSpiff

[Volt @Voltezo]

@rawsalerts At least it looks good…

[Volt @Voltezo]

@GennaBain Does agoraphobia mean you are able to drive (in) a car? I would assume things like trains and planes would be a no go due to anxiety but does having to go between a building and a parking spot cause enough fear that a car would also not be viable? Genuinely curious!

[Crisp Rat @StinkyBlueRat]

Teddy Fatbear

[Volt @Voltezo]

@Dexerto Everyone here clowning Wendy’s in the comments doesn’t know you can increase the size of your fries for like 20¢ per size increase (which McDonald’s doesn’t allow), so the difference is fry size is pretty negligible.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Justin Herbert on the field after every Patriots pass rush

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[Volt @Voltezo]

@CodeByNZ Layout 1, the desk is more secluded from the doorway and the bed gets a nightstand and an easier way to get in and out.