Gab Carson

Too much info. Smut peddler. Chaotic good. Butt pics. Not for the sensitive. Nuthin' but guts.

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

I’d definitely pay to see Viggo Mortensen fight two Russian dudes naked irl though.

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

Reviving Twitter to remind myself, and you all, of New Brunswick’s greatest moment of pure validation; that single time @mattearoach said the word “Moncton” on Jeopardy, and the entire population, young and old, felt seen for the first time in their lives.

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Some ppl: Lol this generation is a bunch of snowflakes
The same ppl: the gay one made me upset

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

Came back to Twitter to ask folks to remember Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing his shoes at Bush 14 years ago. I hope everyone, especially him, is having a good week.

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

My cat is the only thing stopping me from offing myself rn lmao

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

Babe, what’s wrong? You were hardly traumatized by Toni Collette’s morbid wails of despair upon discovering her dead kids body in Hereditary, are you okay?

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

So exhausting seeing trans lives become another statistic 😭💗😭 Take care of each other, y’all, check in on your pals when you can. Much love. 😞💖

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

I’m a gargantuan Yungsheng stan

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Me: Wow I need to calm down with how easily I get crushes on literally everyone ever

Me after therapy and a jerk off sesh: all I truly need is ~me~

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@Jeopardamy @mattearoach Atlantic Canadian royalty! Can’t wait to see you two have fun and duke it out (in the funnest way possible)!!!!

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@commentiquette “Yes”

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@commentiquette Especially my friend’s kids

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Trans TERFs, yikes 😬😬

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@neongrizzlyshop

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@neongrizzlyshop I meaaaannn.. wouldn’t turn it down

[Neon Grizzly @neongrizzlyshop]

Today's free tshirt winner will be taken from one of you who retweet this post. (Must follow @neongrizzlyshop)

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@commentiquette @tedcruz Don’t follow the heeeerrrrddd mannn

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

@miss_kreep OBSESSEDDDD 😭😭

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

Moving for the second time in 5 months and severely want my throat slit.

[Gab Carson @VomitLvng]

Do you ever get nervous recommending your favourite books? Like are we still gonna be friends if you hate it?