Von Crypto

John 2:4, NIV

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

I'm looking for some Dataplay discs, players or accessories.

Its an older media format like a CD that came out in the early 2000's

If you have any please message me. I will pay cash for them $

#Dataplay
#musician
#Day19ofLockdown
#musiclovers

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@unlimited_ls The demon doesn't look like she missed any meals though.

Such scum. Prison is to good for her.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@TB1Kinobe The tunnel between structures is a huge weak spot, poor design

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@DocPriyamMD From a scratch?

You won't get rabies

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@Handlebarbleep @DocPriyamMD 🤣

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@mistressdivy Idiots

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A potluck. Everyone brings one dish. I have never been so out of my depth in my life.

I was invited to a gathering. "Just bring a dish to share," they said. Simple words. I did not sleep for three days.

Because I understood instantly what this was. A summit. Every guest, a lord of their own house, arriving bearing tribute. And tribute is judged. Tribute is ranked. To bring the wrong dish to the wrong table is to fall in standing before your peers, possibly forever.

So I prepared. I made my finest dish. I carried it to the door with two hands and a straight back, braced for the weighing of my worth.

The first lord arrived with a bowl of orange powder noodles. Macaroni and cheese. The crowd roared. He set it down at the center of the table. The CENTER. I noted this. The center is the seat of power.

The second lord brought a tower of small brown meat orbs in red sauce. "Meatballs," he announced, like a man laying down a sword. They were placed beside the macaroni. A strong showing. An alliance, perhaps.

I studied the table like a battlefield map. Potato salad: defensive, reliable, old money. A vegetable tray, untouched, clearly a hostage offering no one expected to win. And then a woman walked in, raised a flat box overhead, and the entire room turned and CHEERED.

Pizza. She had brought pizza. Store-bought. Still in the box.

I was stunned. She had not even cooked it. And yet the people rejoiced as if a king had entered. I revised my entire understanding of the hierarchy on the spot. Effort means nothing here. Only the roar of the crowd decides rank.

I placed my dish down, humbly, near the napkins. A peasant's position. I accepted it.

And then a man tapped my shoulder, pointed at my dish, and said the words that changed everything.

"Whoa, did you make this? This is amazing. Everybody, you GOTTA try this guy's thing."

The room turned. The room came. The room ATE. My dish vanished in ninety seconds. The pizza woman herself took a second helping and looked at me with respect.

I had won the summit. By accident. With a dish I placed by the napkins.

I understand nothing about this country. I have never been happier. I am hosting the next one.

So tell me, America.

Is there a system to the potluck? A secret rank? A hidden law?

I have decided there is not.

You just bring the thing you love, and everyone eats it, and somehow everybody wins.

It is the most insane way to hold a war.

I will fight in every single one.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@multiplanet1 He never needs to spend it. Thats what poor people dont understand about money/stocks/debt.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@GOLDBABYO If a guy does that same thing to his ex-girlfriend the police get involved.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@HatBanditt @0Mellons @Parodyjeffx @grok The same energy conversion rates apply reguardless of the outcome.

Also cooking to throw it takes far longer than cooking to eat. It may take 5 minutes of cooking for a steak to get medium/well but an hour or more to turn to ash.

Its not that complicated

[David Gamón @davidasesorbm]

El hombre más rico de China, Jack Ma, dijo: Si pones los plátanos y el dinero frente a los monos, los monos elegirán los plátanos, porque los monos no saben que el dinero puede comprar muchos plátanos.

De hecho, si ofreces trabajo y negocio a las personas, elegirán trabajar, porque la mayoría de las personas no saben que un negocio puede generar más dinero que un salario.
Una de las razones por las que los pobres son pobres es porque los pobres no están entrenados para reconocer la oportunidad emprendedora.
Pasan mucho tiempo en la escuela y lo que aprenden en la escuela es trabajar por un salario en lugar de trabajar para sí mismos.

La ganancia es mejor que los salarios porque los salarios pueden mantenerte, pero las ganancias pueden hacerte una fortuna.
Si no aprendes a reconocer las oportunidades, seguirás eligiendo el camino seguro en lugar del rentable.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

This is horrifying

[Branch Floridian @JackLinFLL]

🚨BREAKING:🚨 A group of marine biologists specializing in cephalopod research has proposed the ill fated divers in the Maldives were captured by a giant squid and stashed in the cave as food!! This seems like the most plausible explanation so far. What a horrible way to go

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@rl_vaclavpetrik @Lau54381015 @billuvrites @hicasamadim None of that matters or changes the anwser.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@bittybitbit86 If you waste your time by going online to shame people, why?

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

I love how everyone else is acting super serious and Elon Musk is just having the time of his life like it is a school field trip 😂

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@dianarivera481 @SecWar Guess you didnt read any of the federalist papers or the further written works of our founding fathers.

[Martin @Martin_Sedi]

BREAKING: Islamic Terrorist Regime IS DUMPING OIL INTO THE SEA! 🚨

As we warned: the regime has run out of storage capacity.

For days now, they’ve been faking tanker transfers while pouring massive amounts of extracted oil straight into the ocean.
Deliberate. Criminal. Environmental catastrophe.

They are literally poisoning the sea.
This is ecocide in real time.

#KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran

[Benjamin De Kraker @BenjaminDEKR]

Tesla should buy the Delorean brand and make it the "sleek stainless steel" division.

[Von Crypto @von_crypto]

@felixprehn Your post is riddled with inacuracies.

[Adam Francisco @adamfrancisco_]

I don’t care about X’s monetization rules for this video. This girl is trying to raise $100,000 CAD so she can buy electric legs.

I put her GoFundMe in the comments.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. A DEVASTATING line of questioning from Rep. Brandon Gill totally exposes abortionists for who they are

GILL: What's your favorite type of abortion?

LIB: I don't have one

GILL: Suction abortion. This is when the cervix is dilated, and a strong suction, 29 times the power of a household vacuum cleaner, tears the baby's body apart and sucks it through the hose into a container.

"Do you prefer THAT METHOD?"

LIB: I stand by my former testimony.

GILL: That sounds kind of gross, doesn't it? Sounds pretty gruesome. Do you agree? This one is called dilation and curettage. After dilation of the cervix, a sharp looped knife is inserted into the uterus. You prefer that method?

LIB, PANICS: What I believe we are here to talk about today is the FACE Act! We are not here to talk about the legality of abortion.

GILL: You're a pro-abortion advocate. I'm asking if you prefer the dilation and curettage method. You don't you don't want to talk about abortion itself. Why is that?

"Forceps are inserted into the uterus, grabbing and twisting the baby's body to dismember him or her. If the head is too large, it must be crushed in order to remove it. Do you prefer that method?"

LIB: "I would prefer to talk about the reason the hearing was called and the basis of my expert testimony."

GILL: "The baby's skin is burned off. The baby ingests the solution and dies of salt poisoning, dehydration, and hemorrhaging of the brain. Do you prefer that method?"

"It's uncomfortable to hear this, isn't it? It is."

"How about this one? It's called the saline injection. It's when a 20% salt solution is injected through the mother's abdomen into the baby's amniotic fluid."

LIB: I would prefer to talk about the subject of the hearing.

GILL: This is the subject of the hearing. This is about protests outside of abortion clinics. I'm asking you about abortion.

LIB: I stand by my prior testimony.

GILL: I wouldn't want to talk about this either if I were you because it is barbaric and evil.

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