nurse bazooka

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I saw @TheoVon in Knoxville a couple weeks ago. My face hurt from laughing. There is my yearly tweet.

[Post Malone News @NewsPosty]

🏅 @Consequence ranks “Heart Shaped Box” by @PostMalone as one the ‘badass hard rock and metal covers’.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

@nicolemkamin I have a German Shepard and I really don’t understand how she can shed so much hair and still have hair. I have to sweep and vacuum several times a day. But you can’t even tell.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I accidentally posted a cringey picture on my snap story and no one told me. Lock this elderly lady away.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

@nicolemkamin I have never met a funny man.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Back at it with @Wizards_Magic:) It's about to get wild #MTGPartner

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

On My Block season 4 has me sobbing. Maybe I need stronger antidepressants 😅

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

“Dont roll that window down. I’m trying to spread drama around.”—Leena

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I can’t wait to let miles wear this ridiculous outfit from SHEIN.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I haven’t got my hair done in over a year because I’m afraid to have to sit and talk to someone. That’s how weird I’ve become. Where do I find a life coach? 😅

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I stepped in to tell mom goodnight, she says “don’t shut the door, I know Cow (the cat) likes to come in here and I don’t want her to think I’ve ran her off.” My poor little mom is literally so accommodating to everyone. (I wish she could live with me forever 😂😂)

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

@madison23221438 I love you so much! You know you always have a home.

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

I love that Lil Nas X song...the one about..... the devil shoes? 👹🤷🏻‍♀️

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

When I was in third grade, a boy in sixth grade got in trouble for eating like 20 packets of butter at lunch. His mom was my teacher and she was so mad that he ate so much butter. Why did I just think of that?

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

Me: You don’t want to come in here. It stinks.

Miles: I like stink!

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

“I’m still hungry.” —-Miles anytime he’s hungry

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

My baby had such a fun birthday. I just love him so much.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Not a day’s gone by I haven’t dreamed of being back on stage in the open air, playing the music I love among the friends I cherish.
Verified presale begins Wednesday, May 19th at 10am local time. Let’s play. ⚡️💀🌹 https://t.co/FBI3rtGX3w

[nurse bazooka @Vondajade]

Rich people shit. We make koolaid because it cost like 50 cent

[Big Mama 💋 @iamnicholerose]

This how you make kool-Aid 😋🍓🍋