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Physiology/Biology Teacher - Competent Doctor - Veteran (Army Medic) - Horribly funny - Lasagnaphile - Hazel Eyes

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I'm a center-right leaning teacher in a South Central L.A. high School. I see it in real time. My advice to 99% of virtue-signaling lefties is, you don't know jack shit about the struggles of immigrants. STFU and let us do our job to better their station in life. #URtheProblem.

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@BernadineBlntly Spontaneous horniness and the lack of codpiece quick-release technology.

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@B2RKN @ianmiles The moment she said my fingers are "pasty" is where I draw the line. My fingers are well tanned.

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@clownworld Yea, Rite-Aid cards me too.

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@roguecaliber I have listened to 48 titles on Audible (Wheel of Time, Mistborne, WW2, Civil War, etc.) to and from work in the past 3 years. I can easily comprehend the material whilst driving. The books make my commute to DTLA tolerable.

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@roguecaliber Damn right, these are stickers.

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@wakeupusa I've been a stupid a~~hole all my life. Your point is???

Non-political Footnote: I'm a big fan of your acting.

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@ianmiles /sigh

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@TaraBull808 The distribution of "fat cells" is pretty much all in her hips and thighs. That's just her DNA telling the world that her hips are there to stay. The only downside is the excess force on her knees. Special order pants- there's that too.

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@LibertyCappy Wait. Some dude put his thingy in THAT?
What's this world coming to?

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@Alphafox78 There are no words that I could possibly muster to adequately describe my sense of awe. Not one.

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@clownworld This is LITARALLY my neighbor's (Andreko), car alarm every night.
#F@&K Andreko!

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@clownworld The wad of old gum stuck to that trashcan in the background is preferable.

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@clownworld He's practicing, you degenerate f's.
Give a boy a break.

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@insanereality Let me break it down for ya'll.
The kid was filming his mom "prank" someone who said "naw." Consequences.

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@ianmiles I have THREE degrees, and I just got dumber from watching this video.

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@miguelitomambo @Chesschick01 @ianmiles @miguelitomambo DBAD. She's not a 12 y/o boy with a turbo-charged metabolism.

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@ianmiles The moment a person starts clapping to the beat of their voice, it's a clear sign that their mouth and brain are not in sync.

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@Alphafox78 Baby got back.

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@Ripcord715 I'm delightful, my good man. If I was any better, I'd be twins with a street named after each of me.

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It's been forever and a day since I said, "How the hell are YOU!?"

So...

How the hell are YOU!?