“I’m going to terrorise that despicable Hylian boy and force him to reveal to me his nether regions. Then, I will cackle in hysterics and continually mock him on how great of a homosexual he is.”
@PrinceOfAgrabah "Silence that wagging tongue before I tear it off with my own hands, street rat."
He clamped his fingers shut tightly together in a gesture for him to stop talking, rousing a loud echoing sound from the powerful impact.
"You are lucky I haven't already exterminated you."
@ProfitableSnide "I don't care for the one who sired you. That you require the name of another to instil fear into a being reveals to me just how pathetic you are. A man who cannot rely on his own abilities is no man at all."
"Snivelling wretches with a loud bark and disappointingly no bite. Do not despair; I shall put you out of your misery and grant you the sweet release of eternal sleep."