Vorex

[Vorex @Vorex]

Just bought gas. About to hit the road en route to big sky country.

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I am Vorex from The Vortex. If you are reading this, you are the resistance. Sorry, couldn't resist, LOL.

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My project "Give @b0o Anger Stroke" is well under way, starting with the "non-starting mower" phase.

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Perhaps my greatest work toward my goal of destroying Earth and wreaking havoc was voting for Barack Obama.

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Behold! Twitter is down for maintenance. Coincidence? I think not! Vorex FTW!

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My next plan to disrupt Earth, and bring me closer to my goal of world domination, is to give Nextel BlackBerries perpetual MMS issues.

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Phase 2 of my plan in action. Wrapping a large percentage of the toilet seats on Earth in Saran Wrap! Behold! Chaos!

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Buying some Saran Wrap. I am in Phase 1 of my next devious plot to take over Earth (or at least portions of Earth).

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Ah! See! Now I have tied all of your shoelaces together! Vorex from The Vortex FTW!

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Just because I haven't tweeted for a little while, don't think I've been idle. Vorex is watching you!

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I am Vorex. I have taken all the paper and plastic sacks from your supermarkets! Bwahahahaha!

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Fiddlesticks.

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I think @b0o is being a little dramatic. I only want to take over portions of Earth.....at first. Bwahahahaha!!

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Do not try to run. Again, I am Vorex. I will catch you.

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Resistance is futile, Earthlings. I am Vorex from The Vortex. I now own your boxers and briefs. And your shirts. And the occasional sock.