Vorpal

Competitive Overwatch player / Full time try-hard / Part time troll

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

Going For The Torbjörn Steel - Graviton Surge Montage @PlayOverwatch https://t.co/W5LaJaRMqE

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@TerrieDenman https://t.co/FVI2oEncqI

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@SeltzerPlease straight out of a Bob Ross painting

[Dallas Fuel @DallasFuel]

We only ride with the finest of @Uber drivers

[VGBC║Jdawg @ ???? @Jdawg926]

People are literally playing Connect Four on my timeline now.

280 characters was a mistake.

[Joshy ➡️ RQ LA @AskJoshy]

@INTERNETHULK If there is one thing loss can be good for, it is to help people appreciate and value others more. Love and respect, life is too short for anything else.

[MonteCristo's Ego @MonteCristo_Ego]

For those of you who think yourself clever with your 280 characters, I quote you Polonius from Act 2 Scene 2 of Shakespeare's great work, Hamlet, speaking of the Danish prince and preparing to tell Hamlet's family Hamlet is certainly mad, I say you:
"Brevity is the soul of wit."

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@TerrieDenman good song though

[christopher stoneblume @stoneblum]

I am not on an OWL roster for the 2018 season, so I'm a free agent offtank LFT. I once landed a 6-man Zarya grav that my Diamond teammates described as "nutty" in match chat, so, you know... do your thing Twitter.

[Ben Trautman @CaptainPlanetOW]

So my Twitter feed is gonna be useless for the next couple days? That's what we're doing?

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@linchmimi @McLambzy https://t.co/XPz8Fjj2bG

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@saintofblades hey

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@saintofblades cause this 35k character tweet https://t.co/AFzRHEro5C

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@tabington 2017

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@tabington it took me way too long to realize my parents are actually pretty cool people

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@ByeJizzlicia 🕯for my mans whoever he is

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@saintofblades sorry i don't speak german

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Huge congratulations to the BBC subtitles team for perfectly capturing the spirit of 2017 through the medium of guinea fowl.

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@saintofblades https://t.co/g4ma6aysc5

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

@tabington who plays 'horse' instead of 'skate' while skating smh

[Vorpal @VorpalOW]

this is fine https://t.co/zhumZcO9iv