Jack Harkness

“The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that...”
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[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell Why should I?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

You can’t keep up.

[⋆. 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 ♪ - 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 @Jams_Mitchell]

Come on!

What are we betting!

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell But why?

What happened?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

Jamie got bitten?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

|| he acting like he got kissed.

boy shut up. You ain’t been kissed since right before you died and 9 became 10 😭

[⋆. 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 ♪ - 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 @Jams_Mitchell]

@VortexManipula FROM WHO?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell My lips are sealed.

I don’t kiss and tell.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell Cause it’s fun.

And he seems sad.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell I have heard things.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell Why should I?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell But you can’t.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@OffshootDrsKid “Not my type.” And that’s saying something coming from him.

“For me to know. And you to guess at.” He’s shrugging his shoulders.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@OffshootDrsKid “It has nothing to do with that.” Being married never really meant anything to Jack. It can tend to be fun.

Regardless, he doesn’t feel anything towards her.

He has a favorite, just how they’ve been towards him “Ten is… Nine is…”

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

Oh please! You seem to be enjoying it.

[The Master @HAR0LDSAX0N]

I’ll gut you like a fish.

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

She can’t change it:

[Roxanne.❥ Parody @MOONLITK1SS]

Deep exhale .

He’s not rudeeee .

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

….

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

It’s a rockstar thing .

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell What did you even do to that poor guy anyways?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell …..YES?

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

@Jams_Mitchell He calls next!

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

Or what?

[The Master @HAR0LDSAX0N]

UNHAND ME RIGHT NOW

[Jack Harkness @VortexManipula]

Shew.

Never mind.

[⋆. 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 ♪ - 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 @Jams_Mitchell]

Bet what exactly?