Mr G. Ibbon

Independent MP candidate for Edinburgh Zoo constituency, swinging high in the treetops to the left.

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Needs more Gibbons, but good nonetheless. #VoteGibbon https://t.co/0niuscEC2c

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

The chimps at the zoo never shut up with their inane hollering and swagger; just like Scottish Labour.

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Man these guys are behind the times: we know how to use hashtags and everything #VoteGibbon #GibbonItLaldy https://t.co/4GBy3GVmVr

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

Gibbon language decoded. http://t.co/iMGHr4cZFk

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Some of my pals in China just had a kid! Cute! #GibbonItLaldy https://t.co/6Qiia0TnV5

[China Xinhua News @XHNews]

Hello, world! 1-month-old golden monkey & white-cheeked gibbon debut with mum in E China zoo

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

@Shiny02 I'll try and sneak you past the bouncers, but no guarantees

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

@Shiny02 does it mean you will come feed me a Solero in Edinburgh Zoo?

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I hold out a hand of friendship for all Gibbons who want real and positive change for ordinary primates. #VoteGibbon #Ge2015 #ScotDebates

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

@Om3zii Hello Mr Omar, you look like a nice young man. Will you come to the zoo and feed me a Solero? All I usually have is bananas.

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Ed Milliband may look like a sloth, but I'm an actual gibbon. #VoteGibbon #GibbonItLaldy #GE2015 #ScotDebates

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I bet you I'd be better than @NicolaSturgeon at this. I have longer arms and thumbs on my feet. #GibbonItLaldy https://t.co/2vKyvibnRz

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

@AngrySalmond will you come to the zoo and feed me a Solero please? I just get bananas and apple chunks usually.

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Good weather for penguins #VoteGibbon https://t.co/clHUWiZknn

[Alex Salmond @AlexSalmond]

Lucky you missed the snow @MurnaghanSky. This was Strichen at teatime tonight!

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I just spoke to Sir Olaf the Norwegian penguin and he thinks Scotland should have an oilfund. I agree. #VoteGibbon #GibbonItLaldy

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

Who voted for Pandas? They can't even shag to save themselves!!! #VoteGibbon #GE2015 #ScotDebates

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I'm just a working class guy from Glasgow's East End #VoteGibbon

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I'm the only candidate that can pick up fruit slices with my feet #VoteGibbon #GibbonIt100%

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

We need nukes to stop the Meerkats invading our zoo. #ScotDebates #GE2015 #commonsense #bigsociety

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

If elected I'll replace the trams with rope swings. It'll solve the obesity crisis. #GE2015

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I asked the Giraffes and they said Jim Murphy wasn't one of them. Giraffes are shit at football too, and don't drink irn bru.

[Mr G. Ibbon @VoteGibbon]

I wanted to represent the Greens, but they don't allow non-human members. It's ok though because I want nuclear heating in my enclosure.