Dan Smith

Dan

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

@Dynamomagician dude what is the song that played when you were doing the card trick at the start of seeing is believing? Ragging my head 😔

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

@RobertDowneyJr thought you might appreciate my latest tattoo by Joe Carpenter #survive

[ghost mom @radtoria]

Probably the worst thing about being a cow is that you can't hold balloons.

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#xfactor @TomBleasby

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This is utter crap, not bein taught about money at school is no excuse, prblm is we a generation of wanting fancy stuff when we can't afford

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

First Snakes on a plane, then Flight, @SamuelLJackson just has no luck with planes does he?

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I see what they've done there, she's like a matador except more of a matawhore #BRITAwards

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Is that Madonna or has Voldemort been working on his vocals?

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

Do you think that when you die you go to hell which consists of endless repeats of Harry Hill and his and absolute collar?

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

Ever met somebody so overly nice that you want to tear your own face off?

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@hannah_wants what is that goddamn Aaron Smith - Dancin remix you keep playing? 😡😘

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New year new me? Today I managed to eat 6 jammy dodgers all at the same time.

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

@MusicLapsley getting some great r1 airtime, great voice and proper chilled for a drive home from the gym. ✌️

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

I actually don't understand why people have taken game servers off today, what truly boring lives they must lead. #psndown #psn

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@SycoEffect prioritised the purchase.

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Priorities.

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Happy Hardcore FM actually completes my life 😂😂

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

@StevieDx_ @Lauren_Cx_ Stevie you look smart here.

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Can't wait to get home to carry on that destiny grind with @SycoEffect

[Dan Smith @VoteQueef]

If you are walking around the high street at midday in joggers then I would happily set fire to you.