Daniel Gelillo

Former ballerina.

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

I wanna be like one of those bobcats out in Arizona that can sit on cacti.

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

My favorite Nats player is Joe.

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The Ethernet cables being strewn about is really stressing me out...

[Chase @chaselyons]

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only TOYOTA TOYOTATHON SUMMER SALES EVENT has no END....

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

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[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

it always rains when you forget your rain helmet

[Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II @RevDrBarber]

My prayers go out to the family of @RepCummings. His memory we will never forget. His mission for justice we will continue.

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

We’ll be far worse off without you.
Rest easy, Congressman.

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People keep posting about Walgreens for some reason...

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I guess DC folks are gonna miraculously care about baseball for the next week or two.

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That awkward hug between Tulsi and Tom at the end broke my will to go on.
In the words of Vice President Biden, “periodt.”
Goodnight.

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

Joe Biden’s cough is polling better than Tom Steyer

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CNN and the New York Times asked who Joe is 😔

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I feel like I’ve been in a coma this whole time and the commercial break brought me back. I’ve literally had nothing to say.

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Warren to Pete rn

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The candidates get up on the stage and stand there like:

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Tulsi Gabbard and Tom Steyer qualified?
I’m not sure I have the strength to do this.

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

Rudely awakened from my cryogenic slumber to be reminded that there’s another Democratic debate tonight...

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

Elizabeth Warren is collecting the Fab 5 like Infinity Stones. Soon she will be unstoppable.
Very epic.

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Until tonight I was on the fence.
I am no longer.
#Warren2020 @ewarren

[Daniel Gelillo @Vote_For_Dan]

Snooki is still alive???