CaptainSaveYourself

lul

[Thee Mermaid 🧜🏽‍♀️ @mermaidmoonx]

Thread of tik toks that made me giggle ✨

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@NCBABankKenya Next day now and my money is still not loaded. Just refund it to my Mpesa and I can be done with you. I don’t understand how you can fuck up card loading this bad even after I’ve talked to your customer service about the issue. Unparalleled incompetence

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@NCBABankKenya Loading your prepaid card using Mpesa is done in real time no? Explain why I’ve been staring at the portal for the last 2 hours and my money hasn’t reflected. 2+ hours is NOT real time.

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@PlayVALORANT @NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

Hunters: we melee with a knife
Titans: we melee by punching
Warlocks:

[CDL Intel @intelCDL]

+25 XP

[CoolGuy @CoolGuyGames]

Paper does in fact beat Rock

[Classify @Class]

Jada if Chris Rock cracked a joke about Will Smith

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Will smith slapping Chris rock for a joke like his marriage not a joke either 😭

[Siyad @axmedalxender]

Keep thinking about this guy everyday !!!

[Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT]

Telling Will Smith you slept with his wife vs making a joke about her hair.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Will Smith will not tolerate other men making jokes about his wife. He will however tolerate other men having sex with his wife. This is a man of principle.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

At this point, Will Smith being a cuck is the only thing I truly respect about him.

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@ndungumbithi Expeditiously 🤌🏾

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@omashbaybee I second this 🥵. Missed home fr fr

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@omashbaybee They were rolled already when making them. They’ve had enough my guy

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@omashbaybee Umeanza tena??🤨

[CaptainSaveYourself @Vrnold7]

@omashbaybee @wasexplaining Wasee was kukula kwa macho😂💀 Chapo ni same amount btw