Bryce Harper the 2nd

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

GF sits down next to me after starting dinner - “I hope dinner isn’t too shitty😶”
Me: “Fuck...”

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@JohnnyHumes3 Get em @JohnnyHumes3 !

[John Humes @JohnnyHumes3]

When u say ur only gonna have a couple drinks tonight but ur jam comes on and all bets r off

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@tiz_theseason Lmao I don’t even wana go through my tweets

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

Haven't had cold stone in a minute. Who wants to indulge?

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@BrookeonBroad Let’s go Phils🤙🏼

[tiz @tiz_theseason]

an app that hides any and all of trump/kardashian related "news" from your social media

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

10 fucking notifications and not a single one that concerns me. #FOHtwitter

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

What girl is tryna stunt at parx today with me? I'll give you $1 a game. 👀

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

A fucking fat pizza is what I need right now

[Jim Rohn Official @OfficialJimRohn]

"Money is usually attracted, not pursued." — Jim Rohn

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

We all out here just tryna figure it out

[karis colbert @CarisKolbert]

Dont deal with something that doesnt bring you happiness

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

It's not that I don't fuck with you, it's just that I really don't fuck with you

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

If you still call yourself a bad bitch, you're probably the dumb bitch.

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@tiz_theseason Just read about it when you get the chance

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@tiz_theseason You never heard about Waco? Damn

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@tiz_theseason https://t.co/kp8Ma1rZbZ

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

@tiz_theseason That's the fucking truth

[Bryce Harper the 2nd @Vrosica]

Trying to find sleep in the dictionary but can't find it