The Salty Paddler

Some guys walk, others paddle on.

[The Salty Paddler @VsLotTeam]

The opinions expressed by this account are occasionally smartass, sarcastic, and/or satirical & do not necessarily reflect the views of the Chaska Voyageurs or their mgmt. We ♥️ all our baseball friends & Fed burner accounts & are excited to see you at the ballpark.

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@TwinsAlmanac @tlschwerz Teacherman

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@MinnokaGrays @TheFedMN

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@MinnokaGrays @oldsouthernbbq @DJGloveRepair Can the Turtles take a bite out of that inflated +69 run differential?

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Tomorrow night Legends will be born.

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@BreidenFehoko Fuck that shit. If you bootlick for fascist pedophiles all your teammates, fans, siblings and whoever else wants to call you out should do it.

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@IamEliRacks I'm shocked that a dude whose parents gave him a redneck name with an edgy spelling grew up to be a dumbfuck.

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We blew a nice early lead to some guys that looked better in green the other night and then couldn't make things work with our green pals from the south yesterday or tonight. No games until this banger next Friday.
Look at this non-Ai slop promotion!

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@PGordonPBR Here come a bunch of obese 43 y/os complaining about liberals or something.

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I know that dude.

[Chaska Cubs @Chaskacubs]

🚨 SCHEDULE CHANGE 🚨
The away game Chaska Cubs vs @MtkaMonarchs previously scheduled for Thursday, May 21, 7:30pm is CANCELLED.

⚾ NEXT GAME ⚾
Friday, May 22, 7:00pm - @Cobras_Baseball vs Chaska Cubs at Athletic Park
🎉 See you on Friday evening at Athletic Park!

🐻 Go Cubs!

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@MikeJohnson Hide all. You're a bad person.

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@TwinsAlmanac @d3photography @MinnokaGrays When Carter's hands come together like they're praying, somebody's about to get chucked.

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@TheTooth00 @BGOnTheScene Would probably be dead if he wasn't saved by a black man and a trans woman who took pity on his pathetic ass.

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Chaska Baseball Association couldn't handle that much green on a Thursday.
Just like that, we're CANCELED!

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Who's goofy enough to play back-to-back in May?
@ChaskaVoyageurs host our old friends @StPShamrocks on Thursday at the Big House in a non-league tilt.

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@TheFedMN 5-0
RF: 62
RA: 3

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@MtkaSaints @TheFedMN @TonkaLakers You said butts.

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Dropped one last night in Rockford. @ChaskaVoyageurs paddle into Tonka Bay, or almost Hopkins on Wednesday to see a lot of familiar-looking @TonkaLakers fellas at Big Willow.

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@mattmpls33 @KentWeyrauch Lol. Have fun with your trickle-down sportsconomics in the CPAC echo chamber.

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@mattmpls33 @KentWeyrauch BRO! (fart noises)

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@mattmpls33 @KentWeyrauch Lol. tAxEs. You guys are a chorus of kazoos playing one note.