Vance

Sox, Bears and Illini. Parent

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Cherish your life. It may not be perfect but it's yours and you only get one.

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Tech nine at a 10U baseball game is diabolical 😂

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Yeah your piece of shit ass would’ve let them pay 0 in taxes pocket 10 mill from the team and fuck every citizen of the state for the next 15-25 years then have your butt buddy pardon your sorry ass for all the illicit activity.

[Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich]

THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED If I WERE GOVERNOR & DALEY WERE MAYOR!!!

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Bro is legit a bouncier Keaton next years about to be a fuckin movie 🎥 🍿

ILL 🔶🔷

[Kyle Tausk @ktausk13]

#Illini Quentin Coleman finishes with 11 points and a game-high 15 rebounds (7 ORB) in @usabjnt’s 88-58 win over Argentina at the FIBA U18 AmeriCup.

The incoming freshman guard was all over the glass and provided a nice early scoring boost, including a pair of dunks and a three.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Miguel Vargas goes yard!

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@jimwhitesox1 Hey look your favorite player Luery legend 🤣🤣🤣

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

blast from the past 💥

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@NBA if you wanna play god and control tanking the same needs to go for gambling. A non injured starter who shot 50% from the field played 16 minutes. In what way is that the Thunder putting their best foot forward? Clearly working with the book to nuke hartensteins boards F’n BS

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@TTChilders said Lawmen, women, or a shallow grave

Same old blues just a different day 🔥

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Trying to order @BWWings and the order fails every time. Guess my money is no good 😂

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Shabang shabangs

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Cheetah print fire af

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Noah Schultz hat.

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@anthonyedwards Cash App me if you’re a real one 🤞🏼

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@JFlashGordonMMA FUCK YOU YOU WORTHLESS MFER

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

S/o to lil bro @brysonallstar8 for graduating college today! 🎓

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

*They* wanna charge you for fairness and now you can't even log on 😭😭

My friends, it's time to switch.

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@SteveKSnider @ArmchairIllini Illinois wolves aau should def rip this design 😂 @WolvesILL

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

Might have to fuck w the ponies more often 🐎

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@southsidejoe20 @PatMcAfeeShow Right I’m biased to the Sox but their interviews and energy are top tier. Makes it almost more fun in a way

[Vance @Vschmidt_8]

@catedunlap @PatMcAfeeShow Sox fans understand his lore. Couldn’t agree more ⚫️⚪️