Nnoli Victor Azuka

What do you want to know about me?

[Nnoli Victor Azuka @Vtvdmm]

Epistle according to Rubbish

[Fisayo Ademuwagun @Tolu_7085]

Tinubu could have done nothing.
That was the easiest choice.

Keep the subsidy. Let the naira stay artificially fixed. Smile for cameras.

Do four years. Collect your legacy. Go home.
Nigerians would have loved him for it.
No protest. No remove Tinubu.
Just peace.

But your fuel would still be smuggled to Niger. Your dollar would still be 1,500 on the street while government cronies buy it at 400. Your children would still inherit a country running on borrowed time and borrowed money.
You would be happy.

And your children would suffer for your happiness.

That is exactly what every president before him chose. And you called them good men.

Imagine you have a doctor.
Previous doctors kept giving you painkillers. You felt fine. You liked those doctors.

This new doctor looks at your scan and says your organs are failing. We need surgery. It will hurt. You will hate me for it. But if we don't do this now, you will die in five years.

You're currently outside the hospital with a microphone calling the surgeon a criminal.

The painkillers felt better.
But the painkillers were killing you.

[Toluwani @gabe_teee]

People are not even saying the major thing about this video.
Pastor Adeboye went to the US to convince the US government that Tinubu is doing well and to also show subtle support that there is no Christian Genocide because at least he's a pastor of a very big church.
We are overlooking the purpose of the video.

[The Arsenal Stand @ArsenalN41]

🚨 Wayne Rooney fires back at Jürgen Klopp over his comments comparing Germany's disallowed goal to Arsenal's set-pieces:

🗣️ “Listen, you can't keep dragging Arsenal into every conversation.

Every time there's a controversial decision, somehow Arsenal become the reference point. It's getting ridiculous.

People spent an entire season trying to discredit Arsenal's set-pieces, calling them lucky, calling them boring and saying they were exploiting the rules.

Now Germany have a goal ruled out after a VAR review, and suddenly Arsenal are being mentioned again.

The two situations aren't the same.
Arsenal's set-pieces were worked on relentlessly on the training ground. They were legal, they were effective, and they played a huge part in Arsenal becoming Premier League champions.

Let's stop being hypocrites. When Arsenal score from a well-worked routine, it's called 'boring football.' When another team is on the wrong end of a VAR decision, Arsenal are somehow blamed for changing the game.
Enough of that.

Give Arsenal credit for what they achieved instead of using them as the benchmark every time football throws up another controversy.”

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Alan 🎉

[LiveScore @livescore]

Three of Arsenal’s most senior members of their medical team have now left this summer 👀

The club is being ruthless after having the second-most injuries in the league for 2 years running 😬

[👤 @jadinho97]

Personally I think flexing trophies you didn’t win is weird

[MESIOYE ABDUL-QUADRI AYOMIDE @q_mesioye]

Everyone is crying about Arsenal corners again.
A good day to do this again

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Him useless gan.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In both the Germany vs Paraguay and Netherlands vs Morocco matches, a total of 20 penalties were taken. Ten players missed their penalty kicks, representing 10 different clubs. But which player and club are currently trending?

When you’re big, you’re big. Everyone wants to talk about you.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

No player has more goals than Kylian Mbappé at this World Cup (6).

No player has more assists than Michael Olise (5).

Good luck, world.

[‘teegee’ 🇦🇷 @Boy_Teegee]

- both have won the trophy once.
- both have reached the world cup final twice.
- messi has more world cup goals than mbappe.
- messi has more world cup assists than mbappe.
- messi has more wc golden ball than mbappe

so when you say ‘world cup legacy’, what do you mean ?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I don’t know how anyone stops this French team. They’re like one of the great Brazilian sides, utterly thrilling in attack. Good luck to everyone they come up against - we’re all going to need thoughts and prayers! 🙏

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MBAPPÉ BECOMES THE ALL-TIME TOP SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD CUP KNOCKOUT STAGE 🔥

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Since making his World Cup debut, Kylian Mbappé has more goal involvements (22) than Cristiano Ronaldo, Vinicius Junior and Neymar combined (19).

[Nnoli Victor Azuka @Vtvdmm]

Don't forget he also controlled the weather at some point in his lying career as a daddy lamba

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Walahi, I'm not lying.

I will find the clip.

Adeboye once said he normally grow new breasts from cancerous breast 😭

Or is it when he said, it's because of him naira hasn't hit 10,000 naira yet.

Adebs omo oro, onilamba of the lamba kingdom. 😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Walahi, I'm not lying.

I will find the clip.

Adeboye once said he normally grow new breasts from cancerous breast 😭

Or is it when he said, it's because of him naira hasn't hit 10,000 naira yet.

Adebs omo oro, onilamba of the lamba kingdom. 😂

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

@POSHBAG1 Two options: fix the system or escape from it

[POSHBerg Agubandieze @POSHBAG1]

@Iwarifgha1 This is exactly the point bro. No matter what you do, the system will sabotage your efforts unless you follow their way.

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.

One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.

This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”

Imagine a loan was taken for this.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

But Goodluck Jonathan wore khaki and you and your tribalistic cohorts rebelled against him. 🤡🤡🤡🤡