Vugene Elas

I cried the day I was born. Not because I was a functional child but because I knew this was a world where Nike tracksuits existed.

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Did the BBC broadcast glitch for anyone else on the Saka penalty ??!

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Rich people at work are funny bruh. I don’t know where 5 Hertford St. private club is, sorry I don’t have £2,000 lying around for the annual membership. That money rightfully goes towards Clash of Clans and YouTube Premium

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

@TLRailUK Good morning guys
I took the train meant to be at Kentish Town at 8:53am today. Just beforehand, all stops onwards were cancelled and the train is now headed to the end (St Albans City). Trainline says passengers caused disturbance. Is that the reason? Bummed as late for work now

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

This is how goood I be sleeping lately

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

@Bobanango @c2c_Rail 😿

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Sharing for the hilarious video to stay on my feed

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Think I saw iDubbbz cycling in London this morning

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Then I’d panic when I want it over. Just to forget that I can take the thing off

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Apple Vision will be nothing compared to what they’ll achieve with AR in the next 10-15 years. I’m sort of for it. Icl if you gave me one I’d absolutely walk around trying to see how many displays of Reddit text-to-speech YT videos I could play at the same time.

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Update: I brought it to my uni dorm and it salutes you on your way out the door

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

I have a huge 3d Justin Bieber poster under my bed and have no clue what to do with it just yet

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

The most views I got from a tweet was 56 from the GTA VI announcement. Can we hit 500,000 subcriber s please?

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Tweeting during breakfast: what if I bunked my lectures as usual and do nothing then feel bad about it

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

@RockstarGames Was just about to go to sleep and now will not be able to go to sleep for a year and a half

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Helping to make this B to the EEEEATCH a mark of record-breaking history

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[Caolán Mc Aree @Caolanmcaree]

Imagine being so disgusted by a 5 year old being stabbed that you just simply had to go rob a pair of Nike Air Max from Foot Locker.
There are no words for the scum that are roaming the streets of Dublin tonight other than that word itself, Scum.

[Vugene Elas @VugeneElas]

Stop making it part of your agenda, you idiot. Note to Starmer: just congratulate the future electorate

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Congratulations to those getting their A-Level results today.

I remember opening that envelope. My results allowed me to become the first in my family to go to university.

That's why I will shatter the class ceiling, so that all young people have the opportunities they deserve.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It’s not the end of the world if your A level results aren’t what you’d hoped for. I got a C and 2 Us and here I am today with my own brewery.

[piper ☽ @neozzenn]

me right now sat waiting for ucas to update (it won’t do so until 8AM) #alevels2023