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♡ #WhatTheFucksGood ♡

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

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Person: I like your name
Me: Thanks i got it for my birthday

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I've been gone for a minute now I'm back with the jump off

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Everyone follow
@BestTextMsgs for some of the best tweets on twitter + he follows back !

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Super amazing 3D tattoos. check them out.. http://t.co/VtMDSDaSup - sp

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No, cough syrup, you are not "grape-flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death & the tears of small children. Not grape.

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Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

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I'm cute .. if you close your eyes.

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You're just like math. I hate math.

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That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.

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iPhone with BBM and a battery life of a Nokia.. What a perfect phone.

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How you saying you didn't "mean" to cheat? You fucked for 30 mins that's a long accident.

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*Makes milkshake* *Looks sadly at yard* :(

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Dating Advice: Date me

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*Microwave for 3-5 minutes* Well, 4 minutes it is.

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#WeakFor Food ❤

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I don’t wanna sound like a badass or anything… But I just saved a starving child by “Liking” a picture on Facebook.

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Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'

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I'm fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.