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Helping people take themselves entirely too seriously since 1927

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Wonder if there's an audition process for the role of stuffy upper crust butler who harrumphs at whatever The Youth is doing to express their individuality against overly rigid social norms, or do they just stick their head out a window and grab the first 65+ British guy they see

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Psytrance would be much improved as a genre if they could collectively get over their love affair with weaving ethereal voices spouting hippie gibberish into literally every single track.

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I wonder if vodka snobs are super particular about what kind of potato goes into the production. Clutching their pearls when they hear the word "Idaho" mentioned.

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Very fortunate for all of us that the people threatening to firebomb their community space are too busy heroically struggling with the directions on the back of their frozen dinner to actually carry out anything.

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@Squatch72599967 The animated shows they made off of their past campaigns have been pretty good, as someone who doesn't listen to the podcast.

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Parking for Rogan's comedy club in Austin is probably the only place in the world with a higher concentration of Cybertrucks than a Tesla dealership.

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@Squatch72599967 Bitter lifeless husk seeks to poison the youth, more news at 11

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Love hearing stories that are a bunch of random details and meandering tangents thrown in a blender and then expelled through a fire hose all at once.

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@Dexerto Thank god we have cops working diligently to keep these dangerous criminals off the streets

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@NaloxoneProphet @Squatch72599967 You were a slav in another life

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I get the feeling a lot of the left criticism of DSA is coming from people who peaked playing model UN at school.

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@Squatch72599967 I think it boils down to a form of politically illiterate idealism. They're just playing with mental / emotional legos wrapped in jargony pretense fully untethered from reality. Not just wanting your cake and eating it, too, but already here the moment you conceive of wanting it.

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@Squatch72599967 Blue corn chips + maple baked beans 🤌

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Living the meme watching my cats ignore their expensive toys and going absolutely apeshit chasing around a broken zip tie.

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@Squatch72599967 Weirdly enough I can attest to both from when I shifted off vegetarian. Maybe because while vegetarian it occupied a specific textural niche in the dish that would otherwise be occupied by the presence of more firm cooked meat, so is unnecessary in non-vegetarian food.

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@Squatch72599967 Real patriots ND into the femoral to build resilience

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Imagining a much larger angler fish meets a scuba diving cat

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You seem to have forgotten that my personal unexamined neurosis is actually a defining law of the universe. Maybe think about working on yourself and do better.

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One of the few joys left to browsing the internet is that occasionally you randomly stumble upon a hyper niche hobby you'd never heard about and discover a CAT5 hurricane of drama going on internal to their little bubble world that nobody else knows, let alone cares, about.