Ja'Crispy Jr❤️

*Mentally married to Sal Vulcano*

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I wish I could arrange for a wake-up call from the lead singer of Cameo every morning. That's fun livin'.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Passive aggressive calligraphy.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

If you ask me to do you a "flavor" I will not only NOT do you the favor but I will also kill you, so, think twice about these "flavors" bro.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I want to hook myself onto the cleaners conveyor belt thing and ride it all day.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Few things are more impressive to me than the commitment and diligence it takes to be an old rocker dude.

[Comedy Central UK @ComedyCentralUK]

8 reasons @SalVulcano is coolest @truTVjokers - his best moments are on the channel NOW! https://t.co/mQbQh7skrN

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Tomorrow night! Come on by Gotham! Hot show! https://t.co/zpMwuSWsPA

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Bitches be like... #NOFILTER https://t.co/vMX3wzmg2j

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Anyone wanna come to an #ImpracticalJokers shoot in Philly tonight? Check it. https://t.co/RKzOVWxd60

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I just used Shazam to discover (the worst song I've ever heard while at the cleaners) 당신은 사랑받기 위해 태어난 사람 by 러브. https://t.co/Ghz693I9Mv

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

THE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ "THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY" ARE NOT THE PEOPLE PUTTING BAGS OVER THEIR HEADS GOD BLESS

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

@bradmeltzer @BQQuinn @jamessmurray @Joe_Gatto I love this photo!

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Can't believe this is the first time this has crossed my mind but what the fuck is a Def Leppard?

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Even though typos are mistakes when I make one I feel like the person on the receiving end believes it's because I'm a stupid, stupid man.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

The Browns are probably sad they didn't draft me instead of Johnny Manziel.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Happy Belated Birthday to this idiot. https://t.co/Hk4txAktPy

[Ja'Crispy Jr❤️ @VulcanoAf]

When @Joe_Gatto opens your snapchat's😍😍

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Vegas with this fun crew. @ LIQUID Pool Lounge https://t.co/iCgiAI0953

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Zero fucks given. https://t.co/ACuGhk4DGU

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

All new #ImpracticalJokers tonight! Afterward def tune into the new show #ComedyKO w my bud @momandel & many other hysterical comic friends!