Sooty & Sweep

One dog to rule them all. One dog to find it. One dog to bring the ball and in the darkness bark at hedgehogs.

[Justin @justinfront]

SH25A between Kopu and Hikuai has collapsed late this afternoon.

[That Art Guy @ArtGuyNZ]

There has been a (HARVEY NORMAN) State of Emergency declared for Auckland

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@rexthetvterrier Dogs can’t eat grapes mate!

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@MarekLarwood Lol

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

Here’s Johnny!

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

I am going to the tip… Sweep

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@AJemaineClement It’s quite amazing that the hair goes all the way around at one length.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

Tragedy… I’ve been banned from playing Tug of War with stretchy plastic. I was just trying to see how far my broken blue ball would stretch. Stupid Mum couldn’t hold on. It pinged from a meter into my eyeball. I am okay but it really really hurt. But I still won.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@RichardEGrant Oh no, we are so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you. X

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@bertie_is Oh no. We are so so sorry. But we are glad you know now.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

This is why we aren’t allowed to sleep in our humans bed anymore.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

Someone chewed my ball in half. Sweep

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@Liseylou12 @onthepunt35 @CJBrogden @rachael_dexter @MikeCarlton01 @theage Definitely no oxygen for you.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@uk4ukpatriot @CJBrogden @onthepunt35 @rachael_dexter @MikeCarlton01 @theage And no oxygen for you too.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@tufoniti @CJBrogden @rachael_dexter @MikeCarlton01 @theage No oxygen for you.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@PaulAlderson180 I see your Sweep and raise you another Sweep

[Marek Larwood @MarekLarwood]

I've invented a card game. Here's a video with more about it: https://t.co/qqOgErNekE. Please buy 1,000 packs. Thank you.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@DudesWalking Just checking you are still alive. No videos for several weeks so we have assumed you have fallen in a well or been kidnapped for the sex trade. Tweet a photo of a pineapple if you if you are under duress and need some sort of rescue organised.

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

@JaneFallon How did you learn to write? Did you go to uni to study writing or are you a natural?

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

https://t.co/pADXIfLWp7

[Sooty & Sweep @Vurton]

This is really interesting for dogs that like ice cream treats.