Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala

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[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

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[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

This Nvidia stuff makes for great content.

This is good😂

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

BREAKING NEWS: JM joins the DA.

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Study for 20 years
Work for 40 years
Free for 5-10 years
Die

It’s a scam

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

All these crooks will point the house that sells alcohol. #MadlangaCommission #MadlangaInquiry

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Adv Sello and Commissioner Khumalo: Those are drugs. Its Cocaine😭
#MadlangaInquiry #MadlangaCommission

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Cat: Those bricks are Mining Products

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Adv Sello: It could be a Baking soda?

Cat: Yes😭

#MadlangaInquiry #MadlangaCommission

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Advo Sello is asking what product is being weighed there.

Cat: Bricks!

Advo Sello: We'll get to what it is being called.

Cat insists that its a Mining Product😭

Commissioner Khumalo asks: So those are the Mining products?

Cat: Yes😭

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

And its 100% pure, Adv Sello please stop exposing my Goat.

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Commissioner Khumalo is probing harder and Commissiner Madlanga has a big smile on his face😭.

Cat: 1 brick in foil😭

#MadlangaCommission

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

And Commissioner Khumbula just asked whether "Was it a White Brick?" Jesus!😭

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Adv Sello needs to stop asking about these "Bricks" we don't know what bricks are...#MadlangaCommission and now Commissionner Madlanga has entered the chat too.

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

The products are Mining Minerals and thats that.

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

😭😂😭

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[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

South African politicians should introduce a new qualification:

Bachelor of Explaining Why Nothing Has Been Delivered.

Four years of studying promises.

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

Whores always think alike.

[𝓛𝓘𝓩𝓐 𝓝𝓞𝓘𝓡 @Elizabethojo01]

Doesn't mean they're whores. You only have a rapist mindset

[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

This is dangerous, dont apply for this bull. You will be killed.

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[Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala @VusimuziMatlale]

She ran for her life while her husband is lying dead behind her ass. Women!🚮🚮