👑 Ma Ngconde 👑

Outspoken, Hard-headed, No Filter... Tread Carefully 😁😉

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

Where do we sign up?

[sam @sammoyo_]

Asivuleni istockvel

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@Tusani_Ngiba @eNCA @HomeAffairsSA @Leon_Schreib @SAHRC_HO Good luck getting a response from that department or it's minister 😒🙄

[Nayvadius Wilburn @nolimitlain]

I hate what Robert Sylvester Kelly did, but R. Kelly is a musical genius 😭

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

💔💔💔😭😭😭

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

ALERT | “We are finished with your dog [Thandolwethu], but we want our R30,000. We would have dropped it off at your doorstep...The other one [her younger brother] is next.”
This is the chilling SMS that was sent to Thandolwethu Mahlangu’s mother, Ayanda Ngwenyama, the day before her daughter’s body was found outside a shack just five houses from her home in Delmas.
Thandolwethu, 7, went missing on Monday last week, just an hour after her security guard father, Jabu, had left home with her mother.
Her mother received two messages from the kidnappers at 7am on Tuesday, following an overnight search for the girl by police and community members.
“We are watching you, and now you are in town. You can go and fetch your dog. We threw it nearby. We want our money. Tell Jabu to send the money to this number via CashSend. If he doesn’t send the money, we are going to burn the house where we found that dog,” read the second message, causing Ngwenyama to panic.
She then informed the police, and her daughter’s body was found lying behind a neighbour’s shack on Wednesday, two days after a frantic community search. - Sowetan.

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[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@Jamani_Khanyi @grok Hey @grok Mgrokwana, Grokisto. Please do the things that makes the pots to be done

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@MatyBongani You must be fun at parties 😒🙄

[LambChip @_Lembz]

This Nando’s ad had no business being this funny 💀💀 “Nkulunkulu ngicela izukwa” took me out!

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@PaulMzilankatha @Zimbini_ There are graduated doctors, teachers, accountants sitting at home with no job. The government that you are referring too thinks R350 will help them survive for the whole month. I'm not sure which government you are referring too but it's not an SA one

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@PaulMzilankatha @Zimbini_ You seriously need to pop that bubble you are living in Paul

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@cado_shabalala @MDNnewss Isn't she "MaMlotshwa" in Zulu or does it change when you get a divorce?🤔

[NetflixSA @NetflixSA]

I can spot a South African with one eye closed! 🧐🇿🇦 Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo stars as Sheriff Santiago on Wednesday S2, Now playing on Netflix.

[X @ms_mpofux]

Second stream of income izophuma njani when we’re this tired at the end of the day from our 9-5?

[@luphumlongcayisa @luphumlongcayis]

Dear Ladies,

Don’t be overly invested in the male species. Truth is, most of us are just man-children, operating with the emotional intelligence of preteens. We are really nothing to write home about.

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

Wow 👀🤐

[Sunday🌗 @hayin_uAvu]

Buy Tampax with an applicator, it helps you guide it up.
Put one leg up when you insert and it should go the right way .If it hurts its not placed correctly.

Get them at Clicks.🫦

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@m_kobene @Nomagugu_xo Are you the man in question 🤔

[Jay Nedaj @JayNedaj]

Kids educationial songs be like. Vol 2 😭😭

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

@ck_mochini @SimplyKayGee Both

[👑 Ma Ngconde 👑 @VuvuMaks]

Ngelo xesha, I don't like fake nails. Love my nails natural, and I work in an office. Uzokhala mos when she sees me 🥺

[Lord of the Hoochies ❤️‍🔥🥰 @CashBSpazzin]

I notice anything that is “natural” gives you women unkept. Nails not done? Unkept. Hair not done? Unkept and look like a man. Natural eyelashes ? Unkept . Are y’all okay?