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Don’t mind me. I just come here to rant into a void.

[DV @Vyastache]

Me: Let's call it Guypoline.

Ex Girlfriend: I have a better idea.

[DV @Vyastache]

@eadgop @WorldBank Haath se mungfali tut nahi rahi hai, gaand se akhrot todega kya?

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[DV @Vyastache]

For the 3rd year running, Manchester United have had the same start to the season. I have been patient, but this is unacceptable.
Brain dead tactics, no style of play & poor team selection.

Keep this up and he’s gone by November.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

I was visiting my parents yesterday and found this. I’m their only child.

[RD @generdtional]

All my opps are dead

[DV @Vyastache]

@shakunimama420 Oldest Competition in history of the sport. But you won’t understand because football started in 2018 for you. Shut the fuck up and pipe down chutiye

[DV @Vyastache]

@alanshearer How’s the European Football preparation coming about, Alan? 🤣🤣

[DV @Vyastache]

Lmao smd @NUFC

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

4 titles in a row and they still do cute little pitch invasions in their replica shirts.

You can take the club out of the lower league but you can't take the lower league out of the club.

[DV @Vyastache]

@Thunder_Salman Naukri dhund le bhosdike

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/r7vltJpyDq

[DV @Vyastache]

@siddhantinho Her bio says “Hate Cars”. I just had a dent on my car and her bio offends me 😤

[DV @Vyastache]

@nuneztime24 He looks like a Māori guy ngl

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I’ve seen at least 10 posts from people saying they’re falling out of love with football. And I think that’s truly the most damning statement that could be made.

Fuck results, fuck trophies, fuck style of play.

This shit is supposed to be escapism. 90 minutes where you feel connected to 11 people on a pitch. 90 minutes where you feel connected with millions around the world— all of whom are doing the same thing as you. 90 minutes where it doesn’t matter if you’re a rocket scientist, or a fast food worker— it’s the great equalizer.

Sucking the joy out of that— years of peoples’ lives loving a club— is just fucking grim

[DV @Vyastache]

@rid_aman Gandya still goated ngl

[DV @Vyastache]

That’s got to be the best slander name for Pandya I’ve seen so far.

[DV @Vyastache]

I was 5 minutes away from witnessing greatness 🤌🏽

[DV @Vyastache]

@riz_zaffy Jose Mourinho is a fucking virus

[DV @Vyastache]

Rest in peace, Abhradeep. Your content was unique and you seemed like a genuinely good guy. Hoping you lived a life that you loved.

[DV @Vyastache]

Abhradeep Saha’s untimely demise has had a bigger impact than I thought. I want to highlight the fact that even before he became famous, his objective was always to entertain. When he wasn’t making videos, he used to deliver witty one liners and rhymes which was refreshing.

[DV @Vyastache]

He was ridiculed and made a meme worldwide, but it didn’t faze him and he continued doing what he did best. His takes weren’t dumb as well. He had proper insights into several topics that he covered.