Hear me out, we have another twitchcon but it’s in Australia and everyone gets magically teleported there so we can all hangout for free and without fomo, I’m a genius
ze dowloads a horror mod but its one he did not expect to be scary so now hes calculating how much aura hed lose if he called up regect and moe to help him calm down
If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it
beggar: spare some change?
me: sorry mate, no cash - but I'm just about to go into Greggs. fancy a sausage roll, or a yum yum?
beggar: sausage roll
me: great choice!
beggar: [smiles proudly]
me: ...do a lot of choosing, do you?