J_16

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

Haven’t half missed me post

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

Loads of places for a bevvy an food before/after outside the ground

No one’s arsed that the catering company get the profits not the owners - they’ll feed back a significant drop in sales which will send the message

If you can’t go 2 hours without a pint you’ve got a problem

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

@BT_1878 He’s probably one of the ones who would take a contract till the end of the season as well, can see others wanting longer (which we’ll probably agree to cause no one’s got a clue how to run things).

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

This Dad finds his daughter’s fella sitting in the boozer after robbing money from her purse and deals with him accordingly.

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

I genuinely expect to see Michael Keane play up front more than once this season

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

Gross incompetence from anyone involved. They’d be sacked for their failures if they worked in any other industry. Get fucked the lot of them

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

The CEO, the board, the owners and to an extent the manager have all got blood on their hands if there’s not at least 5 in the door today (which could have been done weeks ago as well)

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

The CEO, the board, the owners and to an extent the manager have all got blood on their hands if there’s not at least 5 in the door today (which could have been done weeks ago as well)

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

Turning comments off absolute scabs

[Everton Fan Advisory Board @EFC_FanAdvisory]

Below is our statement on the Harrison Armstrong transfer speculation

[Mark @mdh_1878]

… You’re gunner have a riot on ya hands!! ✊🏼💙

[Everton @Everton]

Winning away and SOTB on repeat!🪩🕺

[Everton @Everton]

"Thierno Barry has three goals, one assist and we lead 4-0!" 👌

Highlight's from tonight's @Carabao_Cup win. 🔽

[Everton @Everton]

@Footballtweet

[Everton @Everton]

"To the place in our hearts..." 💙

Thank you all for making moments like this at our home feel so special.

@the1878s

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

The ground is still a logistical nightmare to get to an from and full of WA postcodes.

BUT the blues are heavy 🔵

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

Belter few days away that 🍎

[J_16 @W00den_bench]

First the wrap of the day got binned an now this. Feel sorry for Andy Burnham he’s got a hell of a job on his hands

[jacob @jacobbmc2]

ASDA make your own pizza down to weekends only… country on its arse

[Aisar @aisarcore]

A man won £1.7 MILLION playing blackjack online at 1am. The casino called the next morning to congratulate him. Then called back two days later to say there was a software glitch and they were keeping the money. They offered him £60,000 to stay quiet and sign a document promising never to talk about it. He said no.

– Andrew Green was a 54 year old from a small village in Lincolnshire England.

– Just after midnight on January 26 2018 he opened the Betfred app and started playing a blackjack game called Frankie Dettori's Magic Seven.

– He played for five and a half hours straight.

– When he finally stopped the screen showed £1,722,500.24 in winnings.

– He called Betfred. They congratulated him. Told him to call back after 9:30am to arrange collection.

– He went out that night and celebrated with his family. Spent £2,500 on dinner. He was already a millionaire in his head.

– Monday morning he called back. They said the win was so large it needed to be sent to the game provider Playtech for verification. Standard procedure they said.

– Wednesday Betfred called again. Playtech had found a software glitch. The win was void and he would not be paid.

– Their offer was £60,000 but on one condition. He had to sign a non-disclosure agreement promising never to discuss what had happened.

– He said no.

– He sued and the case went to the High Court in London.

– The judge ruled Betfred's terms and conditions were not transparent and not fair. They could not rely on them to withhold payment.

– Three years after he won the money the court ordered Betfred to pay the full £1.7 MILLION plus interest.

– Standing outside the High Court he said "The last three years have felt like hell on earth. I think Betfred have treated me abysmally."

– Betfred apologised for the delay.

– They never explained how many other players hit the same glitch and quietly accepted the £60,000.

A man won £1.7 MILLION at 1am, spent £2,500 celebrating before the money arrived, then spent three years in court to collect what was already his.

[Greg Swinehart @RubioDimes]

Bryson and his agent gonna be having a blast putting together a montage of clips like this tonight

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

The Official Everton TikTok account has absolutely rinsed Troy Deeney here😭😭😭😭😭😭