Melissa Winger

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 mom 🐾 cat lover ⚖️true crime junkie 💼

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

REPORT: CBS only showed Taylor Swift for 44 SECONDS during Sunday's game.

“CBS showed crab cakes and aquarium B-roll footage for more combined time than they showed Swift,” per @awfulannouncing.

SO LET’S STOP COMPLAINING THAT SWIFT IS ‘RUINING FOOTBALL’

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

Um @ChipotleTweets in what universe is this acceptable guacamole to serve people. Dark brown, no seasoning, hard unripe avocado. I was teetering on some but BLECH. Avon OH location and Corp - do better for what you charge.

#chipotlefails #wtfisthis #subparfood

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

@SwordAndScale Still here, 104 miles away from toxicness. Nobody is saying anything but, oh, hey, what's that giant balloon in the sky?!?!

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[The L Word @SHO_TheLWord]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

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[Cash App @CashApp]

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[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

So insanely excited. Yes I'm almost 50 and a devoted Swiftie!! #Swiftie #MidnightsTaylorSwift

[BBC News Entertainment @BBCNewsEnts]

Taylor Swift announced a new album as she scooped the top prize at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs)

https://t.co/g82FwzEnqS

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

@IdiotsUniverse I'm not mad at it lol

[Melissa Winger @W01Melissa]

Five Feet Apart. The painful accuracy 🙄 #whatsexlife #singleandold #depressing

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your sex life is now called the last thing you watched. What’s the title?