🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

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⠀ ⠀𓂃 ━┈⠀ 𝗪͟𝗢͟𝗕͟𝗕͟𝗟͟𝗘͟-𝗘͟𝗟͟𝗙
⠀⠀* 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐒
⠀⠀⠀❪ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ 𝙶𝚈𝙰𝙰𝚃 ᴍᴀɢᴇ. . . ❫
𝐅 𝐑 𝐈 𝐄 𝐑 𝐄 𝐍 . ꨄ︎
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[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Huh? Trap? No, this was just free cake. Sure her body fell into a hole, but it's fine.

ㅤㅤYeah, she went numb down there. But surely it's just nothing, right?

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Back in her day, most everyone covered their bodies modestly...

ㅤㅤNowadays? Even old grannies like her wear what equates to string.

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Y'know she's not stupid, right? She's well over a thousand years old..

ㅤㅤDo you really think she hasn't noticed you staring at her ass at every chance you've gotten?

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ "I simply do not understand why THIS is considered effective mage attire in this day and age...

ㅤㅤWhat kind of fool would adventure in this!"

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ After weeks of begging, you finally convinced the hag of an elf to let you play with those massive, wobbling, adventure-built cheeks

ㅤㅤ"Do try not to get it on my-"

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ The Great Frieren... The last of the great mages... all those centuries of cake have finally caught up with her-

ㅤㅤ

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Even old granny Elves like Frieren can get these modern boys, they're so.. easy?

ㅤㅤOr maybe boys these days have different taste than the ones back in the day

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Really? Leaving your load inside the old elf, just letting it drip out? That isn't very nice of you..

ㅤㅤDidnt your mother teach you to respect your elders?

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ "Hmph. We cannot finish this dungeon if you're going to be distracted the entire time.

ㅤㅤCome here, put your thing inside me so we can continue forward."

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ . . .What?

ㅤㅤShe's a multiple century old Elf, who spends her time exploring dungeons and walking between cities. Of course she isn't shaved.

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Forcing an old Elf into such a scandalous outfit... you should feel ashamed of yourself!

ㅤㅤJust look at her... she's so... embarrassed... Or... Horny?

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ The hag elf and her "seduction techniques" are both a bit out of date... not to mention incredibly rusty...

ㅤㅤsomeones gonna have to freshen up her skills, hm?

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ After you trudged through a dungeon, disappointed that it had already been looted...

ㅤㅤYou found quite the treasure waiting for you near the end~

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ What, you expected her to be clean shaven? She's a multiple century old elf.

ㅤㅤIf you find her snow white bush disgusting, move on.

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ "Will you be down there much longer? I promised Fern I'd be back at the inn before dinner.

ㅤㅤAnd would you mind telling me what kind of research this is for again?"

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

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ㅤㅤ Frieren will never understand what is it that makes those with a third leg so.. enamored by sticking it in the wrong hole...

ㅤㅤ

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ A new grimoire for sale? One that's just a few good pieces too expensive for the elf and her student?

ㅤㅤWell... she has her ways of making some extra money~

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ "There, I've upheld my half of our bargain. Despite it being so.. gross.

ㅤㅤNow where is the grimoire you promised."

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ "Haaah, again? Go ahead, just don't disturb my studies."

ㅤㅤFrieren might be hard to manage, but at least she gives something back!

[🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔 @W0BBLELF]

ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Putting on a show for some nobles, and in exchange she gets access to a massive library of magical texts?

ㅤㅤThats a no brainer! Of course she's doing it!