professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗

an award winning score ⋆ ݁♫ . that seeps in and out of your pores

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ this is humanity’s eleventh hour . . . and i’ve prepared a song for the occasion .

⠀

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz you can start running.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

maybe i do need to clean my weapons.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz well, the goal is that you die of sepsis. slowly. that would be successful.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz preferably. it has about a fourty percent fatality rate if done correctly.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@NOLENEMAYFIELD it was a SHAMELESS, HORRIBLE genderswap of my life’s work. good god, i’m glad it’s over. i was considering mass murder the entire rehearsal process.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@NOLENEMAYFIELD god, you’re desperate.
'workin’ girls' was a mockery of me and my friends’ lives. it butchered the intent of the show. i wish i had died in ’77 if it meant that shithole production never existed.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz hm.
i’ll see what i can do.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

everyone in this town is insane.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@NOLENEMAYFIELD never talk to me again.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz . . . perhaps.
why are you so eager to die in an interesting way?

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz what am i, a pyschopath? a rifle gets the job done.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz i’m not doing anything except plotting to shoot you. if you feel bad, there is a surefire way to help me out.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz i can never have things the convenient way . . .

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz that would be helpful!

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz no bad intentions. i just want to shoot you.
with a gun.
so you get injured and/or die.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz where do you live.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz no.
fuck you.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz who here has a biology degree. scientifically, it can be whatever the fuck i want.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz sixty three. yes it is.

[professor hidgens ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗ @W0RKINGB0YS]

@zombi3gurlz I AM AT WORST MIDDLE AGED