🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏

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[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

Guess I should make an introduction! All of my super cool coworkers made some… so why not give it a try?

https://t.co/7tbdQTXfE5

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Yes! There’s the spirit. Love is such a beautiful thing isn’t it?

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Oh come on, you’re telling me you don’t have any room for a special someone? Someone you just want to rant and rave about every chance you get?!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Oh my… why’s that? It seems I don’t speak about her enough!! Everyone needs to know how lucky I am to be married!!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Gosh, if you loved jello as much as me- you’d be just as happy!! Haha!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

I could go for some Jello right now… I do love jello. Do you battlers also love jello? I mean who couldnt! It’s nice and squishy and sweet! 😂🥰

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Ohoho great!! Gosh I’m so excited, I love jello so much!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@L1GHTIND4RKTBB This seems too shady!! I don’t trust anything you have to say. I will be taking my leave now. Good day! 😤😠

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@L1GHTIND4RKTBB Excuse me?! Why would I ever do that!! How awful. What kind of battler do you take me for?? 😤😠

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@L1GHTIND4RKTBB Jello?… to taste- even better? Wow that sounds amazing! How do I do that?

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Well good thing I’m not one of those buyers, haha. Well… at least I hope not…. I didn’t accidentally buy one did I?… oh dear- I’m a good battler I swear!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Oof I’m sorry… seems like a mess- need any help?

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

Hello battlers!

I messaged my work group-chat today filled with me and my coworker’s, asking to golf…. but everyone left me on read, haha.

Would anyone like to go golfing with me?
I know I’m a bit old but I can be fun!

Siri, send.

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@augustblueteam Ah… yes yes you’re right. As much as breaks are nice I still got a job to do! Haha.

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

Hello fellow battlers!

I’m a bit stumped… this whole .. twitter thing is pretty funky to me.

How do I twitter?

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@C0W4RDLYL3AD3R Oh my! How violent…. Maybe I could talk it out?.. if that doesn’t work- I might have to get angry! 😠😤

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@spamboxshowufun Oh goodness I was far off… haha! Thank you so very much. I must go and return this flag for the correct one.

Siri… send!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

My daughter just came out to me as lesbian… so as a surprise I went to the shops and bought her a lesbian flag for her room! Let me know what you guys think, I hope she likes it!

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@lithiumxcaesium Are lesbian and gay not the same? Oh no… I hope I don’t disappoint her somehow- I meant well.

Siri… send.

[🩵 Trowel Battler 🧱 🪏 @W4LLBU1LDER]

@spamboxshowufun Oh dear… it seems I’m off somehow. Do you mind telling me whats wrong with this one? Is it not pretty enough?

Siri…. Send.