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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lewandowski on connection with Rashford: “Rashford has incredible crossing ability. Sometimes, it's not about power, it's about perfect precision”.

“I'm a striker, and I can tell you that ball was beautiful. It was perfect for me to slot it in”.

[Vibes Foot @VibesFoot]

🔴 𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖̧𝗔 𝗔 𝗙𝗜𝗫𝗘́ 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗫 𝗗𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗚𝗛𝗝𝗜 𝗔̀ 𝟭𝟬 𝗠€ ! 💰

🗞️ @sport

[LigActu 🇪🇸 @LigActu]

🤯 UN BARÇA HISTORIQUE !

📊 Jamais le club catalan n’avait atteint le cap des 29 victoires en 34 journées !

🔶 De plus, le FC Barcelona vient d’égaler son record de points (88 en 34 journées, comme en 2010-11 et 2012-13).

[𝒦𝒽𝒶𝓁𝒾𝒻𝒶🇴🇲❤️🇦🇪 @khalifaa926]

أرسين فينغر بعد فوز برشلونة علي اوساسونا 1/2:🚨🚨🚨🎙🎙🎙️

🎙" برشلونة يقترب… خطوة أخرى نحو اللقب، وفارق يتسع إلى 14 نقطة، وهذا نتيجة عمل منظومة تؤمن بكرة القدم وتفرض شخصيتها في أصعب اللحظات. "لكن يجب أن نكون صادقين… غياب يامال يُضعف القوة الهجومية بشكل واضح. هذا اللاعب لا يكتفي بصناعة الفرص، بل يخلقها من العدم، بمهارة وسحر لا يملكه الكثيرون في هذا العالم". 🤯❤

🎙" ومع ذلك، الفريق وجد طريقه للفوز… وهذا ما يميز الكبار. الفوز حتى في غياب أهم أسلحتك. "والآن؟ الكلاسيكو يقترب… وعودة رافينها ستُغيّر كل شيء. حين يجتمع الإبداع مع القتالية، يصبح برشلونة فريقًا لا يُوقف. "أعتقد أن النهاية ستكون في الكامب نو… نهاية تليق بموسم سيُحسم أمام ريال مدريد، حيث تُكتب القصص الكبرى". 🤯❤🔥🏆

[LAMYN FCB 🍓 @blaugranab30701]

Henry 🗣️ : «  je m’en fou d’où tu viens, mais si tu me dis que tu aimes le football mais que tu n’aimes pas le Barça, tu as un gros problème »

Je kiff ce mec.. 💙❤️

[Ame.🇸🇳⁶₆⁷ 🐐 @Amzo04]

Deco, je ne douterai plus jamais de tes choix dans ma vie.

Quel joueur 😭❤️🔥

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry on why the rules in the UEFA Champions League seem inconsistent whenever FC Barcelona are involved:

“Listen… I’m sitting here watching these two pictures and I’m genuinely asking myself — are we watching the same sport or is there a secret rulebook that only gets pulled out when Barcelona are playing in the Champions League?

Look at the first one. [First picture] Involving Dembele and Davies where the ball hits his body, flicks up and brushes his arm. According to IFAB’s own handball law: if the ball hits another part of the body first and then the arm, it’s generally NOT a handball. Clear as day. But what happens? Penalty to PSG. Straight up given.

Now flip to the second picture. [Second picture] Gavi is literally hits the ball directly to the goal post in the box, an Atletico player is flying through the air, arms everywhere, ball hits the hand in the middle while’s trying to intercept the challenge… and silence. Nothing. Not even a look from the referee. Play on.

Same competition. Same competition stage. Same handball rules supposedly. But somehow the standard changes depending on who is wearing the Blaugrana.
Why is the rule suddenly flexible when Barcelona are involved? Why does the interpretation become stricter against us and mysteriously lenient when others do the exact same thing — or even worse?

I’ve been in this game a long time. I know referees are human. But this isn’t human error anymore. This is selective application. One team gets the “letter of the law”, the other team gets the “spirit of the game” nonsense that conveniently goes against them.

Fans are not stupid. We see it. Year after year in the Champions League, the rules feel random… until you notice the pattern. When it’s Barcelona, suddenly the IFAB guidelines grow legs and start doing gymnastics.

Keep the same standard for everybody or stop pretending there is one.
This is why people are angry. This is why trust in the game is dying.
If it was your club, you’d be fuming too.”

[Dragon Ball Super @DBSuperUniverse]

Dragon Ball Super: Broly Full Movie !

Enjoy.

[Enugu Ezechiteoke @Onyekaa_Ezugwu]

Bro to bro ,

1. Watermelon and beetroots give you erection.

2. Eggs and garlic boost your Testosterone levels.

3. Kegel exercises and maca root give you stamina.

4. Avocado and banana give you strength.

5. Pomegranates and oysters increase your sex drive.

6. Bitterkola and coconut make you last longer.

7. Drinking 3 litres of water and sleeping for 8 hours a day will boost your metabolism.

8. Tigernuts and dates boost your performance.

9. Eat these daily to naturally boost your overall sexual health.

10. Avoid alcohol, sugar and smoking.

Repost for others to learn!

[koko💙❤️ @KosisoVall]

🚨 Pep Guardiola gave us Lionel Messi, the greatest of all time for €0 🇦🇷
🚨 Ronald Koeman gave us Pedri, the world’s best CM for €6m 🇪🇸
🚨 Xavi gave us Lamine Yamal, a generational talent for €0 🇪🇸
🚨Hansi Flick gave us…

[𝓐𝔂𝓪 💗🌸 @AyaSansFiltre]

L'époux ou l'épouse que tu choisiras aura un impact sur tes finances, sur tes enfants, sur ta carrière, sur vos enfants, sur ta relation avec ta famille, avec tes amis et avec Dieu. Tu ne peux tout simplement pas baser ton choix uniquement sur des sentiments amoureux.
Réfléchis!

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Bro to bro

Ginger➕bitter kola ➡️delays ejaculation

Ginseng roots➡️eliminates all forms of erectile dysfunction

Ginger➕cloves ➡️supports morning erection.

Ginger ➕garlic ➡️enhance circulation to the penis.

Ginger ➕garlic➕cloves➡️maintains erection

Pineapple➕water melon➡️builds testosterone levels

Tell a bro🔂

[Riyadinho @riyadinhoo_]

Paris Jackson explique que son père, Michael Jackson, faisait lire des livres à ses enfants en guise de monnaie pendant leur enfance.
Pour chaque jouet qu’ils voulaient, ils devaient chacun lire un livre puis il les interrogeait dessus 📚

« Donc notre père nous faisait utiliser les livres comme monnaie. Si tu voulais 5 jouets, bah il fallait lire cinq livres. Et il nous interrogeait dessus. »

« Les livres c’est le savoir, et le savoir c’est le pouvoir, c’est ce qu’il disait tout le temps. »

[Lives Foot @livesfoot]

🚨 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗔́𝗡 𝗔́𝗟𝗩𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗭 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗔̀ 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗘 ! 🔵🔴

L'entourage du champion du monde argentin a été aperçu aujourd'hui en Catalogne avec un objectif très précis : 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗲 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗲𝘂𝗿. 👀

(@emilianoraggi)

[FRENCHRAPUS 🇺🇸 @FrenchRapUS]

💔 Le rappeur 50 Cent révèle qu’il ne parle plus à son fils depuis plusieurs années à cause de l’argent !

« Je lui verse 10 800 $ par mois, mais il estime que ce n’est pas suffisant… À 27 ans, il devrait avoir honte de réclamer une pension… Il pense qu’en tant que fils de 50 Cent, il n’a pas besoin de travailler.

Je lui ai même proposé de créer une entreprise capable de générer jusqu’à un million par mois, mais il a refusé. Il a une mentalité d’assisté, comme si mon argent lui revenait de droit.

Peu importe votre richesse : vos enfants ne doivent jamais croire que votre argent leur appartient. »

[LEARN THINGS @DPOSTS2]

Important Shortcuts Keys For Computer, then Add yours in the comments

CTRL+A. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Select All CTRL+C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy
CTRL+X. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cut
CTRL+V. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Paste
CTRL+Z. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Undo
CTRL+B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bold
CTRL+U. . . . . . . …. . . . . . . . Underline
CTRL+I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Italic
F1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Help
F2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rename selected object
F3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Find all files
F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens file list drop-down in dialogs
F5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Refresh current window
F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shifts focus in Windows Explorer
F10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Activates menu bar options
ALT+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cycles between open applications
ALT+F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quit program, close current window
ALT+F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch between current program windows
ALT+ENTER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens properties dialog
ALT+SPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . System menu for current window
ALT+¢ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . opens drop-down lists in dialog boxes
BACKSPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch to parent folder
CTRL+ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens Start menu
CTRL+ALT+DEL . . . . . . . . . . Opens task manager, reboots the computer
CTRL+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Move through property tabs
CTRL+SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . Create shortcut (also right-click, drag)
CTRL+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy File
ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cancel last function
SHIFT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Press/hold SHIFT, insert CD-ROM to bypass auto-play
SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . Move file
SHIFT+F10. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens context menu (same as right-click)
SHIFT+DELETE . . . . . . . . . . . Full wipe delete (bypasses Recycle Bin)
ALT+underlined letter . . . . Opens the corresponding menu
PC Keyboard Shortcuts
Document Cursor Controls
HOME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to beginning of line or far left of field or screen
END . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to end of line, or far right of field or screen
CTRL+HOME . . . . . . . . to the top
CTRL+END . . . . . . . . . . to the bottom
PAGE UP . . . . . . . . . . . . moves document or dialog box up one page
PAGE DOWN . . . . . . . . moves document or dialog down one page
ARROW KEYS . . . . . . . move focus in documents, dialogs, etc.
CTRL+ > . . . . . . . . . . . . next word
CTRL+SHIFT+ > . . . . . . selects word
Windows Explorer Tree Control
Numeric Keypad * . . . Expand all under current selection
Numeric Keypad + . . . Expands current selection
Numeric Keypad – . . . Collapses current selection
¦ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Expand current selection or go to first child
‰ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Collapse current selection or go to parent
Special Characters
‘ Opening single quote . . . alt 0145
’ Closing single quote . . . . alt 0146
“ Opening double quote . . . alt 0147
“ Closing double quote. . . . alt 0148
– En dash. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0150
— Em dash . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0151
… Ellipsis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0133
• Bullet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0149
• ®️ Registration Mark . . . . . . . alt 0174
• ©️ Copyright . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0169
• ™️ Trademark . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0153
• ° Degree symbol. . . . . . . . . alt 0176
• ¢ Cent sign . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0162
• 1⁄4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0188
• 1⁄2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0189
• 3⁄4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0190

[Hits Junkie @hitsjunkie]

Beautiful People - Chris Brown feat. Benny Benassi (2011) 🔥🔥

Produced by Benny Benassi & Alle Benassi

Banger
https://t.co/2mdSn3UQa3

[Enugu Ezechiteoke @Onyekaa_Ezugwu]

Dear men,

-Watermelon gives you a harder erection.

-Avocado gives you strength.

-Pineapple boosts your libido.

-Banana stops premature ejaculation.

-Apples maintain your blood pressure.

-Coconut provides you with natural energy.

-Cucumber gives you stamina.

-Pomegranate increases your sex drive.

-Nuts help keep your heart stable during sex.

-Carrots make your sperm thick.

Men, fall in love with these fruits; Repost for others!