𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IMMA GONNA WIN!

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

NO WARIO

IN THE NINTENDO DIRECT?!

MAMA FUCKER!

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Imma going to kill a man today.

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Imma going to kill a man today.

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Where the hell am I

[Theodore M. Peterson @2000FeetHigh]

I'm washed.

Computer, find me something to interact with.

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Gotta get use to this “parody” stuff again.

Been so long I think i grew out my mustache!

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Oh, Right.

I have to do dis Parody Twitter thing now.

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Can i be apart of this?

[Peridot(.) @Hopecrossheart]

See,now THIS is the real fun gang,we ain't frauds unlike the 5 kit team.

[Seth of Perseverance @SmarterOmega]

...Its uh...

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

@TENFEETTWENTY Gyah ha ha! Yeah… yeah.

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

@Chalkeater68 Well if i start spinnin’ fast enough.. i start flyin!

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

Missy I found a way to fly

[Peridot(.) @Hopecrossheart]

[open interaction]
Haven't had the time to talk to anyone after my latest dark world so hey,what's up?

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

@Chalkeater68 I can fly! Gyah ha ha!

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

@TH3_VOIDWALKER @EMPLOY3RWRATH Later salmon man!

Hey, dark energy man?
Down for an ol’ game of Cards?

[𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 @WAHAWARIO]

@TH3_VOIDWALKER Well y’all gotta understand sometimes waiting can equal amazing things!

Sure we’ve been waitin’ for some time but it will be worth it!

So stop bein’ such a grinch! Ya overgrown prune! Gyah ha ha!