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IM A 58 YEAR OLD WHITE MALE WITH A 9 YEAR OLD NIGLET WIFE WITH PANCAKE TITTIES.

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ZIMMERDAN AND MARTIN WERE HAVING NEIGHBORHOOD SEX, THEN ONE THING LED TO ANOTHA #zimmerman #trial #notguilty #martin

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I GOT MY PISTOL POINT COCKED RING A LING SHOTS NON STOP TILL I SEE YOUR SKITTLE ASS DROP, AND LET YOUR HOMIES KNOW WHO DONE IT

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Zimmerdan

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CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT MARC ANTHONY CONCERT! HE'S GOING TO BRING DOWN THE CASA!

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SARAH PALIN WIPES HER BUTTHOLE WITH DAMPENED BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS #FACT

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@JMurdErz BLAKE GRIFFINS DICK TASTES LIKE FLAMING HOT CHEETOS #FACT

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I LIKE TO SPRINKLE SOME COCOA PUFFS IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD SO MY SHIT DOESNT GET STOLEN

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JUDGE JUDY PREFERS ANAL SEX WITH GREAT DANES

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@hoytsterr POP THAT POOOOOSY POP POP THAT POOOOSY

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@hoytsterr DONT LOSE YOUR DAY JOB

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I HAVE FINGERED OVER 7 THOUSAND GIRLS, MOST OF WHICH PREFERRED THE BUTTHOLE WHICH MAKES ME THINK MY STATS R ALITTLE OFF

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BURT REYNOLDS HAS A NAPPY CHODE

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IM TIRED OF CRACK MONGROLS STEALING MY CAR BATTERY TO MAKE ALITTLE HOMEMADE SHAKE AND BAKE

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IM DRINKING RASBERRY VODKA AND DOING CAKE SHOTS....GAY ALERT!

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THAT DUDE WHO PLAYED SPOCK IN THE NEW STAR TREK LOVES THE COCK, HE HAS DICK EARS

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IM STARTING MY OWN COMPANY CALLED NWW, NIGLETS WORLD WIDE, TEACHING NIGS SHAKESPEARE SINCE 2012

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IF MY DOG DOESNT LEG FUCK YOU WITHIN MINUTES, U MIGHT AS WELL 360 YOUR NASTY PUSSY OUT THE DOOR

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Shonda Rhimes DIED BECAUSE HER SHIT WAS TOO BIG FOR HER BUTTHOLE

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Shonda Rhimes ONCE SUCKED A MONKEYS DICK FOR A TASTE OF PEANUT BUTTER

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Shonda Rhimes SUCKED DICK FOR COKE