Michael Wambati

You are fueled by that which others avoid

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

If you sat for your KCSE between 1989 and 2025 and have been unable to collect your KCSE certificate because of outstanding school fee arrears, there is good news.

In a major blow to secondary school principals, .... you can now download your KCSE certificate online by paying an access fee of just KSh 1,200, excl of taxes.

KCPE and TVETA certificates will also be available for download soon.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

KNEC launches digital platform for KCSE & KCPE candidates to download certificates online

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

He is beautiful. Very

All mothers say that anyway

But nothing beats Okuyu- luo DNA

His dad flew in so we are good. If he can mantle and dismantle guns

Changing diapers should not be a problem

Mimi kazi ni kunywa supu as I catch up on documentaries

Tried watching polygamist, total garbage

Jonasi ako kindergarten, men out here fuck single mothers na their chudren

Uliza Kanyari na kale kipepeo Betty Bayo aliachia step dad

South Africa trying to redeem failed xenophobia image through Netflix

Bro, Jonasi is no villain, he is a reality!

Ababu Namwamba fucked his step daughter, niece, step sister, his wife’s entire lineage hadi bibi aka commit suicide!

Utugu bwana! Jonasi chieth nyef

Ida si aliuwa mboch then wakaekelea jiko carbon dioxide coz Jakom alichoka kunyonga?

Your president has 23 kids, by different women

Anyway, Raymond Omollo. Thank you

Ochibo tije ler , message well received

Finally you have seen ni sirkand Jolang’o ni, we need each other

Koro 2027 ibed chief of staff

We are not asking. We are DEMANDING

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has now allowed Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah's public debt case to proceed to a full hearing.

The case seeks to establish how Kenya accumulated trillions in public debt and how the borrowed money was used.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Ndindi Nyoro will have a very hard time convincing anyone that he is a changed man.

Considering how he was speaking while under the arms of Kasongo. Ngumu!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Yesterday was a big success and now confirms 25th June will always be a holiday. Sometimes Kenyans should not jump, jump on the roads for maandamano to be successful.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Police are now heavily frustrating Kenyans who are simply trying to move around, work, run errands and go on with their normal lives, and this is wrong on every level.

Kenya is now a police state when an officer can stop you on the road, not because you have committed any offence, but to interrogate you about where you are going, what your plans are and why you are outside.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

James Orengo is ungovernable

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Many people are stuck at the Roysambu Roundabout because of the blockage by the police. I thought they wanted Kenyans to go to work.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Omupresident tweeting like a blogger.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A lobby group has moved to court to stop the proposed Kenya-US mining deal at Mrima Hill, citing lack of public participation.

The group adds that key details of the Sh9.7 trillion project remain undisclosed.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

President Ruto hits out at The Standard over alleged campaign against his administration, The Standard responds, “Even the President reads The Standard”

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Situation update from state house because of demand

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

They said business will be as usual yet roads have been blocked. Maajabu.

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

We went to Central Police Station to check on comrades arrested while commemorating the June 25th Anniversary.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Private car owners will now face mandatory annual vehicle inspections from July 1, 2026.

Vehicles older than 4 years must be inspected every year, with motorists risking a fine of up to Sh20,000 or 6 months in jail for non-compliance.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

I respect anyone who can reduce Komanda wa majeshi to a twitter heckler.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Ruto amedanganya hadi anashangaa ni nani huyo KTN wanaoneshana akidanganyana.

Anaona kama si yeye.

😭😭

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

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[y @ysuckme]

don't be afraid to take the longer route, it’s never crowded.