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@esmeholt_x @cxcilly are you that desperate to get close to WAM you're using his girlfriend's phone?

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@cxcilly @esmeholt_x has esme been chatting shit to you again

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@esmeholt_x @cxcilly alright esme butt out, no one likes a third wheel

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@esmeholt_x @cxcilly looking spicy

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@cxcilly @esmeholt_x WAM hopes that after your romantic get away you'll be down for a threeway

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Fact of the day ~ @cxcilly WAM is about to get his willy wet again

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@cxcilly I know that very well, I have experienced his passion many a time

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@cxcilly I meant punching above his weight 😂😂😂

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@cxcilly Is he punching?

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@cxcilly oh my Christ

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Mothers lock up your daughters because WAM hits the big 17 today and he's gunna be taking the girls out in his corsa for maccies very soon

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WAM will be making his debut stage appearance tonight at #Eurovision, he will be performing the song 'Bitches n Marijuana'

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Fact of the day - WAM was assured head boy the first day he showed up purely because he has swag by the bucket load

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If WAM hasn't fucked and dropped a girl within half an hour on a date then it is not an achievement

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Fact of the day ~ WAM isn't nervous for results day because he doesn't need qualifications when he already has swag

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Fact of the day ~ WAM asked himself to prom

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Fact of the day ~ WAM gets to cheat in all his exams because he pulled the Scottish invigilator last year

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@mm_biz24 well I've been trying to work it out all night

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Fact of the day ~ the only maths that WAM needs to know is the square root of 69

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To mark this special day, from this day forth the 26th May will be a public bank holiday, known as 'WAM Day' to celebrate all things WAM