( how should I even explain this .. 💭 )
well —— it’s kindaaaa complicated ? I’m a uhhhh.. world traveler ? I travel through all kinds of places ! dunno if that makes much sense haha.. 💧
I get that —— but that still doesn’t make it morally correct .. (💧he’d gently pat her head with his finger. )
how about this, I’d cook you up a whole feast worth of food, like steak, enchiladas, ya’know, any favorites you might have that ISNT a living person!
hey! don't ... flick me!
( loud, angry little clicks left her as she then huffed. her ears rested back as she pouted. )
it's not my fault they taste better than regular food! a girl has to keep herself fed ..
( hm — ooooh that’s one tall son of a gun. though rather be intimidated he’d give a wave with a small smile. )
sorta ? just deciding where I wanna hop onto next .. annnnnd who are you — ?
( And footsteps could be heard, as he stared down at the much smaller man, with a wide smile creeping across his face. )
A long way from home are ya lil’ guy?
( nodding nodding.. )
oHHHHH — ok ! you seem to be very knowledgeable when it comes to this .. are you some plant whisper ??
( genuine curiosity as he approached a little closer, wanting to inspect the plant a little more. )
( Looking back and forth between him and the plant for a few seconds. She lucked out this time. )
Well, it doesn't hurt them...! At least, in moderation. Putting to much of any liquid on a plant will hurt it, or kill it. Make sure you don't do that.
( that tingles .. )
noooooow hold there missy — we talked about this! no eating humans .. or anyone at that.
( lifting up a finger all the way up to his head where she rests, and lightly flickers her little bat nose. )
they are FRIENDS !! not food ..
( leaning his head in confusion — she’s lucky he’s not really knowledgeable with that kind of stuff ! so he’s taking her words. )
oh ! and I’m assuming it’s also good for plants ?
( staring at the fake plant she spitted on. )
( Quickly spitting into a nearby fake plant. )
𝘎𝘩𝘬 — Ah, j-just some ginger ale, obviously!
( Holding up a bottle of the drink as 'proof'. )
If it can help with nausea, I'm sure it's fine to drink as-is!
( … squint. casually summoning a staff tall enough for him to lean onto. )
I shaallllllll pretend I didn’t hear that last part —— ( because I swear .. 💧).
but ! I’ve been well, met new peeps, and been on some pretty great adventures ! my last one was ..
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( she's kneading her little nubs through his hair.. little happy clicks left her muzzled mouth. )
not a lot really.. i've honestly been hibernating, eating peo— .. just being myself! there hasn't been too much happening lately.
how about you? where the hell have you been?