Lana Del Rage

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[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

We’re so punk

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

You would never survive the Middle Ages!

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

Hey it’sa me… Lauren. 🤌

[Stober's Bar @StobersBar]

Good work, Lauren!!

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

*Exclaims incredulously* I didn’t have a place to squirt!!

[Lori, or Lauren maybe @laurahornshaw]

@LansingBrews You brewing a Proud Boy Pilsner just for them? Maybe a KKKolsch?

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

More places should have a dip trio. Like salsa, queso, and guac. It’s pretty important to me. #reallauraquotes

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

“What a dumb hoe!” #reallauraquotes

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

“…Cause I like bush!”

#reallauraquotes is she taking about the:

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

We ARE the trashiest people in Lansing

[Lori, or Lauren maybe @laurahornshaw]

Absolute terrible week for adulting over here lol

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

Still absolutely hate the stuff, but I now have an intimate relationship with the flavor. #RealLauraQuotes #Malort

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

This was discussed again, at length (pun intended), last night.

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

I have laughed at a guys penis before. #reallauraquotes #warnshaw

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

Alan: what are you doing with your WHOLE life?
#RealLauraQuotes: Look it, look it! Shut up!

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

Once at @StobersBar, Heather told this extremely weird old dude that he smelled like chef boyardee ravioli

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

“He does sell campers and I really want a teardrop camper… so how many times do you think he has to ring the bell before I get that friends and family?” #grossinsidejokes

[Lori, or Lauren maybe @laurahornshaw]

Awww yeah I got to use the #GOAT of office gadgets today!

[Lana Del Rage @WARNSHAW]

YOU’RE A PSYCHOPATH. That’s all I have to say.

[Lori, or Lauren maybe @laurahornshaw]

I know I say this a lot, but the song "Idiots Are Taking Over" by @NOFXband was way ahead of its time.

[Lori, or Lauren maybe @laurahornshaw]

I'm arguing with the fourth or fifth best bbq place in town, and I don't even care if their business succeeds or fails. It's dumb and I wish I hadn't started it.