They are also claiming that the Scorch was staged, and that the inphernals burning eternally within the fire are actors paid biweekly by the True Eye Church.
I have an announcement.
Ahem . . . 🎙
Wanna save a horse? Ride a knight! Because THE KNIGHTS OF SPLINTERED SKIES ARE RECRUITING‼️
Applications open in Crossroads Council. You must be 21 or older to apply. Beer sold separately.
In the uproar of COTTE membership integrations, we'll be ramping our coverage over their concurrent history as a religiously-motivated terroristic splinter group.
Please tune in this week.