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One of the best compliments I ever got was the DJ (shoutout Drunken Monkee!) telling me I reminded him of El-P

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Spitting over a J-Dilla beat🫡

[Madame Rusty @MadameRusty]

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

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@KapitanKey Can confirm bro’s a nice handsome young man

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@smokemedicinal She’s so crazy!!!!

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@mollywidstrom I think I remember hearing about this a long time ago lol I’m finding it again

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@KapitanKey Bro don’t get me started

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@KapitanKey I bang her mash she cuppa my beans til I’m toast (?)

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Heard a random mom with her young kid sing “old school chevys, drop top porsches” so I said “you couldn’t walk a mile off in my air forces” and we had a fun moment and that’s what it’s all about fr

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Spent like 30 minutes earlier picking about 30 beer cans out of the brush and shit off the trail, if I ever catch you throwing trash in the woods I’m putting hands and feet on you

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@mollywidstrom AI of dead people is the lamest most disrespectful shit of all time

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@mollywidstrom Lmao

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If I’m not wearing croc skin at my wedding it’s not real love

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Whole bottle of migos with the crocodiles on how about I blow your house the fuck up

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@messyventuraa We need to run that back ASAP

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@KapitanKey I didn’t like it 🫡

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@chefkumquat I’m only 6’ but I definitely feel 10 foot tall off the liquor lmao

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@0range0renthal Free the guys

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@chefkumquat 3 fucking dollars? Man I’d get arrested

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Man I forgot about this LMFAOOOOO

[mhud @mhudgg]

this one goes out to all my 2018 and before followers

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

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@KapitanKey Yessir!!!