Waylon 🔪

[Damien Patrick @DamienPatrick]

@CollinRugg Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla.

[GameStop @gamestop]

The world you grew up in no longer exists

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

@wwzthegame Will it be releasing on switch 2 as well?

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

@streetdank @DaBabyDaBaby bruh need to go ahead and just slap dat diaper back on🤣

[SID @servindatrawr]

She said she on her period, girl that armpit ain’t 😂

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

@Mappy6984 The old white dude came outside wearing a Seinfeld shirt, clearly used to making bad decisions.

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

Got cheated on AND your jaw broke? A Glock would’ve flew into my hand like Thor’s hammer

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

They found me because how bad my ass stunk @WaffleHouse

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

Waffle house is the reason why I lost hide and seek, I found the most perfect hiding spot, curled up in a tight ball, but because I had dat muh fuckin cheesesteak melt hashbrown bowl, 2 peanut butter waffles and a cup and a half of black coffee I damn near shitted on myself.

[Mikolo @Ademolaaa_]

1st year completed. 🫵🏿🫵🏿

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

@itsnotcecil @_AlmightyAaron 😭😭😭

[Waylon 🔪 @WAYRCHOP]

@streetdank 1 david could fuck 100 gorillas 🦍

[Miah🖤 @Miah817_]

I CAN’T BREATHE YO😭😭😭😭

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JUST IN: Future is one of the top contenders to become the next Pope, according to Vatican experts

[Smith & Wesson Inc. @Smith_WessonInc]

It's called an investment 🤷‍♂️

[Luke Waechter (LBomb25) @LWaechter25]

@LowKeyWanKenobi

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

This shit scarier than the real nigga

[deo @frickyuu]

I thought they were lying when they said “ yeah we didn’t hold back” first time marvel executives didn’t lie about violence