Wale Awoyemi

God's Special Anointed legend. A Content Creator. An Intelligently observant and calmly cool Engineer cum Auditor. I love my rights to be rightly treated!!!

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@NancyIsime678 What is your genotype?

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Abbegg, on which mandate una say una dey stand that time?
Abi leg don dey pa!n una?

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@Sabiha1278 He t00k the police officer's l!fe

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I attended my lecturer's birthday ceremony and I saw his two daughters: Goodness (18) and Mercy (20). I begged them to follow me home and they accepted.

Now their father is threatening me to release them. Of which, Goodness & mercy shall follow me, all the days of my life oh

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How do you manage Apolo?
How long did it last before leaving you?
This one is showing me shege here oh. Day 3 and still gumming my eyes.
Thank God for autocorrect

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@Derahobs And what can women do without money!?
What about the "other room play?"

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@vxylily Yeah

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How can we f!ght when we cannot see!?

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Since 2026 is not in Nigeria Government's calendar, that's why these evil perpetrators quickly grabbed the opportunity to do what they know how to do best. I believe 2027 will be okay... If we still remain.

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There are some international l!es that I grew up with, and wouldn't even know the origin. For example: "Indian football club defeated Super Eagle 99-0 in a match" "Trains have magnets that attract people that cross the rail while the train approaches".. etc. Did you hear these?

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@Verydakman_ I will play some videos for him to see

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Almighty God, you know I can drive very well, yet I still join Danfo to work everyday, drench by the rain attimes. Please, bless someone to bless me with a car and continue to bless that person after blessing me IJN.

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@ronsterd89 Umbrella

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@DanielRegha Your refusal to vote for your preferred candidate is an automatic vote for the wr0ng candidate

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@otokyo Please, where's the person?

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@S_kyy001 Wife & mother

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When I was growing, I was told that trains had magnets that used to pull anyone that crossed the railway. Have they stopped manufacturing such trains?

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@saniyafatma1278 Yeah

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@CrownprinceCom2 Yar'adua

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They said you should enter 9pm on 23rd. Dont you know that they only wanted to st3al you ram?