Will Balvanz

Telco professional and educator. Content creation, learning methodology, and curriculum development.
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@Matt_Pinner Ronald Reagan

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@MbarkCherguia Two - the couple went to a picnic. It doesn’t say anything about the sons, sisters, or their children going along.

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@BrandonStraka He reminded troops that they are not to follow illegal orders. Why do you have to like?

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@LeadToday The guy in the middle is American, at least.

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@anitagoodman70 @tommychong Took one about an hour ago. I feel a little light headed but not anywhere near hallucinating. At most it was a tasty edible.

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@elonmusk Elon is upset he didn’t think of it first.

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@LeadToday He ran against the worst POTUS in history in the midst of a disastrous COVID response. He also ran 5 years ago.

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@tommychong I ordered them over a week ago, man, and they haven’t shipped yet. What gives?

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@EvanKirstel Of the job is important, maybe it should pay like it.

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@LeadToday The one that got into my car sure did!

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@TuesdaySusie @JohnLegere You know homeboy was like 9, and a New Yorker, when that happened, right?

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@VoteCassidy @X So SOME parts of the First Amendment are important, but not all of them, huh?

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@marcorubio @POTUS Isn't it nice to have a @POTUS who understands we are all Americans, and doesn't even think of withholding aid because a state's governor opposes him?

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@MonsterEnergy Update: Kyle is talking about Mice Going Their Own Way or something. Seems he lost custody of his 18 children and has to pay pinkie support, which he feels is totally unfair.

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So, I have a mouse in my office. This little bugger knocked over a can of @MonsterEnergy and got all juiced up. So now I have a 3 ounce asshole rodent punching holes in the drywall, doing #CrossFit, and making Alexa play Joe Rogen podcasts.

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@MonsterEnergy Update: Kyle now has a suspicious amount of neck jewelry.
#Jerseyshore #gymtanlaundry

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@MonsterEnergy Update: Somehow Kyle got a full sleeve tribal tattoo. What the hell?

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@MonsterEnergy Update: Now Kyle is wanting me to explain when there is going to be a white history month. This is getting serious.

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@MonsterEnergy Update: He has told me his name is Kyle, and now Kyle the mouse is trying to explain crypto to me.