World Cup in Simpsons Form

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!
IT'S ALL HERE: FAST KICKIN', LOW SCORIN', AND TIES? YOU BET!

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Alright, let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I understand the situation. This is a WOMEN'S World Cup.

Yes.

Oh, gosh darn it. I just don't understand the situation.

#WWC19 #WorldCup2019

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@wswanderersfc And to celebrate this momentous occasion, tonight we’re having ribs.

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MANCINI: No, wait. Please, no! I have a good team - if you watch. We even have theme music. “Azzurri, Azzurri, molto bene calciopoli, cattenacio, tifosi...Balotelli.” Ooh boy, those players are going to pay.

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TYLER: I guess interesting stuff does happen in international matches.

RAE: Yep. There's just not enough time to watch every country.

MANCINI: Sorry I'm late! There was trouble at the Stadio. With the running and the crying. One of the players stole the glasses off my head!

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https://t.co/Q47uP7K2LC

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things Football Fans stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the French?

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BROCKMAN: Tensions mount between Croatia and France over Luka Modric's now-famous "frogs legs" joke. The French President has threatened massive retaliation if he doesn't receive an apology.

MODRIC: I stand by my ethnic slur. Do your worst, you filthy savages!

#FRACRO #fra #cro

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Homer: Mmm, 64 matches of World Cup football. Sixty four... sixty three...

Homer: ........Twooo.................Onnnne.........

Marge: Have you been up all month watching football?

Homer: I think I'm blind.

#WC2018 #WorldCup #Russia2018 #WorldCupInSimpsonsForm

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D’oh!

#TheyAreGoingHome #ENGvCRO

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ENGLAND: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh.

#CROENG #CROvENG #WorldCup2018 #WorldCupRussia2018

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SIR, John Stones’ concentration is missing.

There’ll be no football coming home. I’ll tell the children. #theyregoinghome #CROENG

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We’ve just created the greatest upset in our history. #theyregoinghome
#CROvENG

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@English_AS If you want “nervous”, you should have seen Neymar deal with the fans who were egging our bus.

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Wow! You look really hungover, England. What did you do last night?

Last night? Uhhhh......

#ENGSWE #SWEENG #eng #swe #WorldCup #WorldCup2018

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Gareth Southgate: "I feel so full of...what's the opposite of shame?"
Harry Kane "Pride?"
"No, not that far from shame."
"Less shame?"
"Yeah.

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VARDY: Well, if I explain it to her that way...

* SOBBING *

VARDY: Come on honey. It will only be until after our quarter final against Sweden.

* MORE SOBBING *

#SWEENG #ENGSWE #eng #swe #WorldCup2018

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SOUTHGATE: Gentlemen, we're going to win the World Cup.

VARDY: Yes! Wait till I tell Rebekah!

SOUTHGATE: Ahh yes, 'Bouffant Betty'. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret. A lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to think they can.

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ANDERSSON: Alright Sweden, I'm not going to lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat England, but you've got to visualise it, ok?

COMMENTATOR: A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Harry Kane, moments before he could step on the field.

#SWEENG #WorldCup #eng

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Coming up on BBC1.....

The Raheem Sterling Story: Booze, Tattoos, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Goals.

#ENGSWE #itsComingHomeRussia2018

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Slavic Cup Final 😂

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So who won? Uruguay??

No, they lost. But only by two goals. And they didn't resort to blackface like Antoine Griezmann.

#Uruguay #Uruguay #URUFRA