WinstonCupStandings

Don't follow me for a weekly update of the NASCAR Winston Cup Points Standings because I lost interest in keeping track of points. Sorry.

[WinstonCupStandings @WCStandings]

@SecretaryZinke

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@AmbergerAnFries Holy tits, Batman!

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@SSoHPKC We miss you, my dude, and hope you're doing well. ✌

[High Times @HIGH_TIMES_Mag]

Oh Kushmas tree, oh Kushmas tree 🎄🎶

📸: @COTC_Gardens Cream of the Crop Gardens

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

New Year's Resolution: There's nothing "moderate" or "centrist" about opposing:
- #MedicareForAll (70% support)
- #GreenNewDeal (81% support)
- #JobGuarantee (65% support)
- $15 min. wage (58% support)
- Expanding Social Security (72% support)
- Legalizing marijuana (64% support)

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

A legendary pairing.

Congratulations @JimmieJohnson and Chad Knaus on an incredible partnership.

[Justice Democrats @justicedems]

“We don’t support the corporate-backed Blue Dogs maneuvering for Speaker.” -@_waleedshahid

https://t.co/pjfkSzckRx

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Our statement on the passing of Senator John McCain:

[TJ @amazingatheist]

Cheese is God.
Cheese is real.
Therefore God is real.

#CheckmateAtheists

[WinstonCupStandings @WCStandings]

@realDonaldTrump Maybe to simpletons like you, Mr. President, but in reality, they want an immigration policy that is welcoming to immigrants that would like to build a better life in the U.S, but continue to stick your head in the sand and ramble, please.

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

Say snoogans again, I dare you.

[Aarav @_aarava]

4 childhood games that I still have vivd memories of playing and set me on a life-long love of video games #GameStruck4

[Justice Democrats @justicedems]

Ask your state legislators if they heard of this thing called "priorities". Our Justice Democrats are all about it and are big fans. #oklahomateacherwalkout

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

N*SYNC's Bye Bye Bye is now 18 years old which means you can legally FUCK IT

[ray evernham @RayEvernham]

Trying to help my buddy Bobby Allison sell his 1984 Buick Regal replica #22 car. It only has 22,461 miles on it. If you’re interested call 704-360-1516.

[WinstonCupStandings @WCStandings]

@ThatKevinSmith Glad to hear you're alright. I've always wanted to meet you since I started watching your flicks, and I'm happy I'll still have that chance. Get well soon, man.

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!

[Howard Bloom @HowardxBloom]

update: We humans have a habit of turning false hope into reality. astonishing, positive reality. but we do it multi-generationally. And we don’t see the wonder in what we’ve done.