WestchesterGuyProbs

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

In her estimation, a man doesn't have to be much, if he has much.

[These Two People @These2People]

These 2 People, secretly hate each other.

[These Two People @These2People]

These 2 People, wish they were me!

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Westchester is the best county... To get drugs #westchesterguyproblems

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

“@WC_Problems: I can't smoke a cigarette out of my bedroom window... Can I? #WestchesterGirlProblems” my mother would sniff if out in 5 flat

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Behind every great man is a great woman. Well, behind every great woman is a guy that likes anal. #mindblown

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

#milliondollaridea A "50 Shades of Grey" vibrator #imgoingtomakeafortune

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

I'm back! I spent a few months with my "uncle" ..Aka, as anyone from Edgemont knows, is code for #rehab #jk just #lazy #Westchesterproblems

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Why has no one fabricated another drinking holiday called Easter Eve #EE #happyfirstEE

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Ha! Remember when people referred to themselves as #MySpaceCelebrities #westchesterguyproblems

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

I'm going to have to start studying my high school yearbook for my reunion... I don't remember any of you people #nah

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Speaking of AIDS, the guy behind the whole Kony 2012 thing was arrested for masturbating in public... #

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

I wish I were alive Pre-AIDS but mid-coke... #reckless

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

No alcohol on train tomorrow? Challenge accepted! #metronorth

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Im all about global warming right now #springtraining

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

It's insane how many people couldn't handle WP St. Patrick's day.. #amateurHour

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

To everyone going to white plains today... Congrats #stillAnAlcoholic #myselfIncluded

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

Gatorade, Advil, bacon egg and cheese #typical

[WestchesterGuyProbs @WC_GUYPROBLEMS]

@Sn00ki is pregnant? She must have also been one of the low income housing chicks from my high school who has a kid #birthcontrolbitches